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[genshou]

Post #9 and I already think I'm not gonna make it to the end... too funny... please... no more... *gasps for air*
Edit: I... survived... only I can't stand and my fingers are tingling. I think now I know what it feels like to be tickled to death...

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Plumber Hulk - Don't gaze at his Crack of Dooooooom!

Mime Flayer - silent but deadly

Stoned Golem - dude? Dude! Duuuuuude!

Green Salad - eat it or kill it?

Mimotaur - trapped in his invisible labyrinth...

Fit Fiend - "Allright...1,000,000,000 squat thrusts...NOW!"

Owlbeer - A hideous cross between an owl and a lager

Shaun of Kyuss - still killing the undead...

Juggynaught - Morgana the Crushing Bandit

Woodberry - a druidic spell that creates magical blue berries that "strengthen one's shillelagh"

SIMulacrum- creates an illusory duplicate of any creature, but only on a magical scrying device like a mirror or crystal ball

Cloak of the Butt - Magical cloak that DOES make your butt look big! Effects are multiplied by 10 if the cloak's wearer also has the Buttock of the Titans.

Dorkskull - This wholly evil device continuously spouts awful puns based on whatever is spoken in its presence, including magical spells. If it makes a pun out of a magical spell, an actual magical effect will occur (consult chart for Wand of Wonder) and you will hear an unearthly loud nasal snort followed by a "horsey" laugh.

Necklace of Furballs - a little cursed something to give to any spellcasting sentient felinoid, including Rakshasas

Popen Gaming License - RPGs with the official Vatican Seal, approved for all Catholics.

Player's Hambook - details about Virginia Hams, Honeybaked Hams, Black Forest Hams, etc.

Ball of C'thulhu - a formal dance that nobody escapes...at least, not with their sanity intact

Punzer Leader - a board game in which you are trying to kill lots of German Troops with the World's Funniest Joke

 

[Warrior Poet]

Drew- another elf subspecies...but details are sketchy.

You, sir, are a genius.

Warrior Poet

 

[Warrior Poet]

And holy cow, I hadn't even seen your follow-up post when I wrote that previous one. I salute you with doffed hat. Excellent stuff, and to everyone else, as well!

Warrior Poet

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Liar of Building - member of Union Local #455, tells you how much your construction project will cost you (with a straight face), riiiiight before the cost overruns start adding up. "Oh...you want a Magic Mouth? That'll cost youse extry!"

Summon Smarm - the favorite spell of the used horse salesman and con-artists everywhere

BTW-I'm loving this thread, so thank you atom crash!

...but I have to wonder, how racy can we get on this board?

I ask because I'm thinking about Whoreshoes of Speed...

 

[Warrior Poet]

Balchemy - an elevated, projecting architectural feature of most alchemical labs whereupon alchemists stand and gaze over their laboratory rubbing their hands in fiendish rumination.

Tonic Substitution - potent meta-magic feat that replaces the elemental component of a damage-inducing spell with a blast of seltzer.

Blame Strike - a column of condemnation from on high.

Fan Shot - troubling summertime appliance problem in castles and dungeons located of tropical and sub-tropical regions.

Gablin - pestilent goblinoid prone to constant, substanceless conversation.

Stale Mail - could use some airing out.

Late Mail - never on time when you need it.

Sing Mail - attempted move silent checks automatically fail.

Chain Skirt - rowr!

Brogue - stealthy, highly-skilled Scots.

Werebean - anthropomorphic legume.

Wereboard - thesis review committee.

Hamunculous - vat-grown artificial pork product.

Pimp - you work for the fiendish familiar, not the other way around.

Quasi - somewhat familiar.

Sprited Charge - refreshing lemon-lime potion. On credit!

Will-o-(the)-Wish - the lottery.

Will-o-(the)-Lisp - lures unsuspecting PCs to their doom with sybillant speech impediment.

Warrior Poet

 

[Warrior Poet]

I ask because I'm thinking about Whoreshoes of Speed...

Pretty self-explanatory, really.

Warrior Poet

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Blame Strike

There's a LOT of those being fired around Washington these days!

Bland-Fight - BO-ring!

Great Fartitude - enables PC to use Troglodyte Gas attack

Loadership - PC may become a Longshoreman PrCl

Spill Mastery - PC may become a Janitor PrCl

Improved Dis Arm - PC gets +4 Str in one arm. This feat may be taken more than once, but each time, it must apply to another arm.

Wombat Expertise - PC may take 20 when answering questions about Wombats

Wombat Reflexes - When startled, PC may burrow at 30' /round

Wombat Casting - PC may enchant his/her cube shaped dung with triggered spells (I'm not kidding about the cubes!)

 

[Warrior Poet]

Dire Load - new levels of encumbrance.

Monster of Leland - Leland's monster.

Harrasque - legendary, epic monster that ravages the landscape despite the restraining order.

Warrior Poet

 

[Warrior Poet]

Ion Stone - levitating orbital magic item that gains or loses an electron.

Battle Tax - levy on combat.

Javelina - ranged porcine weapon.

Rote Playing Game - no need for dice. It's all strictly from memory, without any real feeling.

Mommy - undead, yet matronly.

Baylor - one of the most powerful colleges of the lower planes.

Orca - cachalot cannon fodder.

Pixle - computer-generated fey.

Spite - fey with a particularly nasty mean streak.

Lightning Belt - power in your pants.



I'm wiped out. It's late, and I have to wake up early, so I'm going to bed. Thanks again to atom crash for this thread. It rocks, and I'd like to come back and play again tomorrow.

G'night folks,

Warrior Poet