Warrior Poet
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Oh, those are good.Stormrunner said:
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Steve Jung
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Pit friend
Misplacer beast
Doppelginger: Shapechanger that prefers to mimic cast members of Gilligan's Island
Mind flaker: You thought dandruff was bad
Misplacer beast
Doppelginger: Shapechanger that prefers to mimic cast members of Gilligan's Island
Mind flaker: You thought dandruff was bad
Stormrunner
Explorer
One more set, then I've got to get some sleep.
Ethereal Filker - sings fan-themed folksongs.
Malt Mummy - animated corpse of a victim of the Dire Shake.
Runhound - See Spot. See Spot run.
Laughterstone Eviscerator - You'll bust a gut laughing.
Droll - it kills you with its British sense of humour.
Warfogged - "the fog of war" becomes literal with this gaseous creature.
Woodlong - creatures with this template are, ah, well-endowed.
Heroes of Cattle - champions of the minotaur race.
Cape of the Fine Bath - this cape cleans the wearer and all his garments once/day.
And now for some spells. Clerics of Bacchus might enjoy the Dram domain, but beware the cleric/proctologist with the Ream domain!
Control Wines - useful when faced with Wine Horrors.
Wall of Tone - does sonic damage.
Wind Talk - a favorite of politicians.
Statute - a favorite of lawyers.
Whirlmind - brain in a blender.
Discern Vocation - detects target's job classification.
Dire Seeds - you thought dire animals were bad, just wait till you see these burrs!
Misread - turns your spellbook invisible.
Spell Burning - sets your spellbook on fire.
Breast Claws - used by worshipers of Loviatar to inflict damage while grappling.
Golden Bearding - your beard gets force armor.
Fare - single target gets -1 on spare change rolls.
Lower Waiter - brings snooty French servers down a peg.
Feather Fail - avian target loses flight ability.
Sleek, Mass - applies comb and gel to the hair of multiple targets.
Pass without Tracy - you can get into the club, but Tracy can't.
Cause Tear - a creature of 5 HD or less cries for 1d4 rounds.
Bliss - someone's been smoking the Shocking Grass again.
Obscuring Mast - makes it easy to hide on board a ship.
Miner Image - an illusion of a dwarf with pickaxe and ore cart.
Berkskin - instantly flays anyone who uses that annoying Planescape slang.
Ear's Endurance - you can withstand your bard's singing for a prolonged period.
Litterdust - blinds creatures and covers them in small pieces of trash.
Hate Metal - target scorns all inorganic items.
Frog Cloud - the source of those rains of frogs you hear about.
Paste - a cheap, temporary version of Sovereign Glue
Wine Wall - a really big bottle rack.
Sh
tter - causes explosive diarrhea in subject.
Cent - grants you one copper piece for 1 hr/level.
Silverbard - dwarven battlesingers become hard and silvery, gaining a +2 armor bonus.
Paunch Bolt - use your body flab to propel crossbow ammunition. (Boioioiiinngggg!)
Lunch Item - allows you to eat one Fine item.
Balagarn's Iron Corn - makes maize hard as steel.
Ball Lighting - makes it easier to see your nuts.
Ethereal Filker - sings fan-themed folksongs.
Malt Mummy - animated corpse of a victim of the Dire Shake.
Runhound - See Spot. See Spot run.
Laughterstone Eviscerator - You'll bust a gut laughing.
Droll - it kills you with its British sense of humour.
Warfogged - "the fog of war" becomes literal with this gaseous creature.
Woodlong - creatures with this template are, ah, well-endowed.
Heroes of Cattle - champions of the minotaur race.
Cape of the Fine Bath - this cape cleans the wearer and all his garments once/day.
And now for some spells. Clerics of Bacchus might enjoy the Dram domain, but beware the cleric/proctologist with the Ream domain!
Control Wines - useful when faced with Wine Horrors.
Wall of Tone - does sonic damage.
Wind Talk - a favorite of politicians.
Statute - a favorite of lawyers.
Whirlmind - brain in a blender.
Discern Vocation - detects target's job classification.
Dire Seeds - you thought dire animals were bad, just wait till you see these burrs!
Misread - turns your spellbook invisible.
Spell Burning - sets your spellbook on fire.
Breast Claws - used by worshipers of Loviatar to inflict damage while grappling.
Golden Bearding - your beard gets force armor.
Fare - single target gets -1 on spare change rolls.
Lower Waiter - brings snooty French servers down a peg.
Feather Fail - avian target loses flight ability.
Sleek, Mass - applies comb and gel to the hair of multiple targets.
Pass without Tracy - you can get into the club, but Tracy can't.
Cause Tear - a creature of 5 HD or less cries for 1d4 rounds.
Bliss - someone's been smoking the Shocking Grass again.
Obscuring Mast - makes it easy to hide on board a ship.
Miner Image - an illusion of a dwarf with pickaxe and ore cart.
Berkskin - instantly flays anyone who uses that annoying Planescape slang.
Ear's Endurance - you can withstand your bard's singing for a prolonged period.
Litterdust - blinds creatures and covers them in small pieces of trash.
Hate Metal - target scorns all inorganic items.
Frog Cloud - the source of those rains of frogs you hear about.
Paste - a cheap, temporary version of Sovereign Glue
Wine Wall - a really big bottle rack.
Sh
tter - causes explosive diarrhea in subject.Cent - grants you one copper piece for 1 hr/level.
Silverbard - dwarven battlesingers become hard and silvery, gaining a +2 armor bonus.
Paunch Bolt - use your body flab to propel crossbow ammunition. (Boioioiiinngggg!)
Lunch Item - allows you to eat one Fine item.
Balagarn's Iron Corn - makes maize hard as steel.
Ball Lighting - makes it easier to see your nuts.
hagor
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I did some homework.
In random order:
arcane truckster: prestige class for heavy-vehicle driving witches
share smells: an unfortunate side-effect of having a familiar or animal companion
liceless roleplaying: shouldn't be a problem when players and GM maintain a decent level of personal hygiene
limited dish: nouvelle cuisine
stall spell: feat for when the caster can't decide which spell to cast
e-lemental: virtual elemental, usually found on the internet
spam attack: primary mode of attack of many e-lementals
attach of opportunity: usually provoced by sending virus-infected e-mails
H20: game mechanic based on a film with Jamie Lee Curtis
Hagor
In random order:
arcane truckster: prestige class for heavy-vehicle driving witches
share smells: an unfortunate side-effect of having a familiar or animal companion
liceless roleplaying: shouldn't be a problem when players and GM maintain a decent level of personal hygiene
limited dish: nouvelle cuisine
stall spell: feat for when the caster can't decide which spell to cast
e-lemental: virtual elemental, usually found on the internet
spam attack: primary mode of attack of many e-lementals
attach of opportunity: usually provoced by sending virus-infected e-mails
H20: game mechanic based on a film with Jamie Lee Curtis
Hagor
hagor
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dungeon matter: makes up dungeons
hack & stash: first edition feel roleplaying
desk of many things: cursed piece of furniture at which I have to work daily
produce fame: instant success for your bard (and he wants to make musicals...)
continual fame: prevents your bard from being a one-hit wonder
beg of holding: when your bag of holding isn't big enough and you have to ask someone to help you store the loot
bag of eric(k)s: better left unopened
Hagor
hack & stash: first edition feel roleplaying
desk of many things: cursed piece of furniture at which I have to work daily
produce fame: instant success for your bard (and he wants to make musicals...)
continual fame: prevents your bard from being a one-hit wonder
beg of holding: when your bag of holding isn't big enough and you have to ask someone to help you store the loot
bag of eric(k)s: better left unopened
Hagor
Warrior Poet
Explorer
Stormrunner said:
A stack of Mesa Boogie amps.Stormrunner said:
Stormrunner said:
That's hilarious!Warrior Poet
Warrior Poet
Explorer
Brilliant!hagor said:
I hear ya.hagor said:
Nice additions! Those are great! This thread is the coolest.
Warrior Poet
Warrior Poet
Explorer
Morons - axiomatic dwellers of Mechanus, and complete idiots.
Trill - menacing, regenerating, green vocal ululation.
Fund Familiar - sends your toad to town with the car keys and $50.
Crock - this demon is total.
Grabrezu - hands where I can see 'em, pal!
Grieg - noted Norwegian fey composer.
Sneak With Dead - the Weekend at Bernie's spell.
Steak With Dead - unappetizing, to say the least.
Assassinade - underworld energy drink.
Mind Bland - spell makes the target's brain impervious to detection, education, or intellectual stimulation of any kind.
Monstrous Slider - kin to the Gelatinous Cube, this giant White Castle burger roams dungeon hallways preying on unsuspecting PCs. It's what you grave.
Iran Golem - Persian guardian construct.
Warrior Poet
Trill - menacing, regenerating, green vocal ululation.
Fund Familiar - sends your toad to town with the car keys and $50.
Crock - this demon is total
.Grabrezu - hands where I can see 'em, pal!
Grieg - noted Norwegian fey composer.
Sneak With Dead - the Weekend at Bernie's spell.
Steak With Dead - unappetizing, to say the least.
Assassinade - underworld energy drink.
Mind Bland - spell makes the target's brain impervious to detection, education, or intellectual stimulation of any kind.
Monstrous Slider - kin to the Gelatinous Cube, this giant White Castle burger roams dungeon hallways preying on unsuspecting PCs. It's what you grave.
Iran Golem - Persian guardian construct.
Warrior Poet
Warrior Poet
Explorer
Spillsword - prestige class without toes.
Troglodate - the social scene In The Dungeons of the Slave Lords.
Ravenlift - elevator to Strahd's castle.
Wall of Cthulhu - different from the regular Cthulhu how?
Peep Ones - mutant marshmallow worshippers of a horrific microwave diety.
Créping Doom - death at breakfast.
Hoop Horror - dominates the post.
Polar - near omnipotent outsider servant of cold gods.
Giralloon - four arms, CR 5, and crazy as ahouse rat.
Nada - human-headed serpent got nothin'.
Lambia - gentle monster.
Thri-Kleen - very hygienic.
Warrior Poet
Troglodate - the social scene In The Dungeons of the Slave Lords.
Ravenlift - elevator to Strahd's castle.
Wall of Cthulhu - different from the regular Cthulhu how?
Peep Ones - mutant marshmallow worshippers of a horrific microwave diety.
Créping Doom - death at breakfast.
Hoop Horror - dominates the post.
Polar - near omnipotent outsider servant of cold gods.
Giralloon - four arms, CR 5, and crazy as a
house rat.Nada - human-headed serpent got nothin'.
Lambia - gentle monster.
Thri-Kleen - very hygienic.
Warrior Poet
StupidSmurf
First Post
Shield Uther- Keeps King Arthur's dad safe.
Help Hound- A Saint Bernard, with a cask of brandy round its neck
Manic Missile- First level spell fires a bolt of energy, victim commences running around in a hyperactive state.
Fund Familiar- Conjures up some spare change for an arcane spellcaster's companion.
Flind Familiar- Try walking around with THIS dude perched on your shoulder!
Fond Familiar- Familiar develops a way too unhealthy interest in its master.
Scattertray- Causes everyone within 30' radius to throw their trays in the air. A riot to cast in a school cafeteria.
Mordenkainen's Magnificent Manson- Conjures mass murder Charles Manson, clad in splendid robes and jewels.
Leomund's Secure Sheltie- Conjures a dog that has a really really GREAT self-image.
Leomund's Tiny Hutt- Jabba's very young nephew comes to visit.
Combast- An exploding cat goddess
Neutralize Paisan- Italians in a 40' radius suddenly become ineffective.
Slaw Poison- Envenoms cabbage side-dishes.
Jagger of Venom- Beware the Rolling Stones' lead singer and his poisoned big lips!
Skanctuary- A spell which hides sleazy women.
Gentile Repose- Allows non-Jewish people to relax.
Clause Serious Wounds- Conjures an angry Santa, who slashes at you with a machete.
Help Hound- A Saint Bernard, with a cask of brandy round its neck
Manic Missile- First level spell fires a bolt of energy, victim commences running around in a hyperactive state.
Fund Familiar- Conjures up some spare change for an arcane spellcaster's companion.
Flind Familiar- Try walking around with THIS dude perched on your shoulder!
Fond Familiar- Familiar develops a way too unhealthy interest in its master.
Scattertray- Causes everyone within 30' radius to throw their trays in the air. A riot to cast in a school cafeteria.
Mordenkainen's Magnificent Manson- Conjures mass murder Charles Manson, clad in splendid robes and jewels.
Leomund's Secure Sheltie- Conjures a dog that has a really really GREAT self-image.
Leomund's Tiny Hutt- Jabba's very young nephew comes to visit.
Combast- An exploding cat goddess
Neutralize Paisan- Italians in a 40' radius suddenly become ineffective.
Slaw Poison- Envenoms cabbage side-dishes.
Jagger of Venom- Beware the Rolling Stones' lead singer and his poisoned big lips!
Skanctuary- A spell which hides sleazy women.
Gentile Repose- Allows non-Jewish people to relax.
Clause Serious Wounds- Conjures an angry Santa, who slashes at you with a machete.
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