StupidSmurf
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Warrior Poet said:
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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NOW LIVE! Into the Woods--new character species, eerie monsters, and haunting villains to populate the woodlands of your D&D games.
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I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dwarf Bread
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Shacking grasp-Allows you to build hovels by hand.
Crass level-Determines how likely you are to make fart jokes in front of the Queen.
Late-Magical portal that summons me to work when I'm stuck in traffic.
Mate-Magical portal that summons a companion.
Date-Magical portal that summons young woman who orders most expensive thing on the menu, then announces that she's "Not ready for a relationship."
Kate-Magical portat that summons Kate.
Fort salve-Soothing balm helps resist poison.
Will salve-Soothing balm helps resist mind control (note: must be applied directly to mind).
Ref salve-Soothing balm that somehow helps you not fall off a cliff.
Will saves-Believe in Him! Praise Will!
Red save-Save vs. Communism.
Ed, Wizard of Thay-A guy named Ed who moved to Thay and began studying the arcane.
Ed Dragon-What "Ed, Wizard of Thay" polymorphs into.
Red Wizard of That-An evil arcanist obsessed with one particular object.
Assassint-Stat that tells you exactly how difficult it will be to eliminate a target.
Shatner-Spell that causes fragile items to break via overacting.
(And a few that break the "one letter" rule):
True seething-This time, you're *really* angry
Thyme stop-Stops fragrant herb dead in its tracks
Crass level-Determines how likely you are to make fart jokes in front of the Queen.
Late-Magical portal that summons me to work when I'm stuck in traffic.
Mate-Magical portal that summons a companion.
Date-Magical portal that summons young woman who orders most expensive thing on the menu, then announces that she's "Not ready for a relationship."
Kate-Magical portat that summons Kate.
Fort salve-Soothing balm helps resist poison.
Will salve-Soothing balm helps resist mind control (note: must be applied directly to mind).
Ref salve-Soothing balm that somehow helps you not fall off a cliff.
Will saves-Believe in Him! Praise Will!
Red save-Save vs. Communism.
Ed, Wizard of Thay-A guy named Ed who moved to Thay and began studying the arcane.
Ed Dragon-What "Ed, Wizard of Thay" polymorphs into.
Red Wizard of That-An evil arcanist obsessed with one particular object.
Assassint-Stat that tells you exactly how difficult it will be to eliminate a target.
Shatner-Spell that causes fragile items to break via overacting.
(And a few that break the "one letter" rule):
True seething-This time, you're *really* angry
Thyme stop-Stops fragrant herb dead in its tracks
Warrior Poet
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Wish I'd thought of that one. So good!Dwarf Bread said:
Warrior Poet
Dwarf Bread
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Sexpeditious Retreat-Leaving a gaming session early because your girlfriend just called and told you she found (and is wearing) her Sexy Nurse costume from last Halloween.
Mummy rut-Adventurers? Again? *Sigh*
Mommy rot-She told you not to pick at it, didn't she? Why can't you kids just listen for a change?
Gelatinous Cuba-A small Communist island nation made up entirely of ooze.
Gelatinous Rube-"Say, why do you think there are coins floating in the air up ahead? I take a closer look..."
Gelatinous Tube-The most dreaded creature in any cylindrical tunnel.
Gelatinous Cub-Never approach one of these, or risk the wrath of the Gelatinous Mother Bear.
Spocking Grasp-Neck-pinch-activated sleep spell.
Mummy rut-Adventurers? Again? *Sigh*
Mommy rot-She told you not to pick at it, didn't she? Why can't you kids just listen for a change?
Gelatinous Cuba-A small Communist island nation made up entirely of ooze.
Gelatinous Rube-"Say, why do you think there are coins floating in the air up ahead? I take a closer look..."
Gelatinous Tube-The most dreaded creature in any cylindrical tunnel.
Gelatinous Cub-Never approach one of these, or risk the wrath of the Gelatinous Mother Bear.
Spocking Grasp-Neck-pinch-activated sleep spell.
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Dwarf Bread
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Warrior Poet said:Wish I'd thought of that one. So good!
Warrior Poet
Thanks! Although I think my boss is beginning to wonder why an Excel spreadsheet is making me laugh.
Dwarven Bar-axe - a tiny silver axe that dwarves use to safely settle disputes in bars, usually in bar-axe throwing contests. Each Bar-axe is unique, and they are as intimately tied to a Dwarf's concept of honor and status as his beard. Unfortunately, the Bar-axe was also the touchpoint for the first 5 Dwarf - Elf Wars because the Elves thought Bar-axes were fancy swizzle sticks for mixed drinks, and the taciturn dwarves didn't correct them.
hagor
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damage deduction: elementary dear Watson, I hit therefore I deal damage
calm emoticons: supernatural ability of message board moderators
ranged pouch attack: pick pockets from a distance
remove purse: spell which let you make a ranged pouch attack
woodland strike: cessation of work by rangers and druids until they get more abilities in future editions
a 1000 faeces: somewhat tasteless ability that let you change the appearance of your faeces at will
barbabrian: barbarious Brian
lighter: firemaking warrior
strapfinding: rogues can use their search skill to locate belts and bindings
swift trucker: a fedex employed ranger
Hagor
calm emoticons: supernatural ability of message board moderators
ranged pouch attack: pick pockets from a distance
remove purse: spell which let you make a ranged pouch attack
woodland strike: cessation of work by rangers and druids until they get more abilities in future editions
a 1000 faeces: somewhat tasteless ability that let you change the appearance of your faeces at will
barbabrian: barbarious Brian
lighter: firemaking warrior
strapfinding: rogues can use their search skill to locate belts and bindings
swift trucker: a fedex employed ranger
Hagor
Warrior Poet
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Nice! Great word and cool ability!hagor said:
Heh!hagor said:
Thanks!StupidSmurf said:
Keep 'em coming, everybody. These are great!
Warrior Poet
Warrior Poet
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Lime Stop - induces scurvy in a target.
Arrow of Slawing - target struck turns into a pile of shredded cabbage that's great at picnics.
Sealing Light - projected beam caulks masonry.
Kobald - hair club for monsters.
Blizardfolk - cold weather reptile people.
Jaun-ti - sprightly snake people. Edit: Dang, just realized this is more than one letter change. Ah, well.
Twitch - enchantress with a nervous tic.
Warluck - lottery-winning enchanter.
Warlack - Warluck three years and one dishonest accountant later.
Gname - information surrendered when diminutive PCs are captured and interrogated, followed by Grank and Serial Gnumber.
Lazer - elemental creatures of fire, with eye beams!
Dginn - intoxicant stored in lamps. Seven or eight into the evening, and the PC thinks they get three wishes (q.v. Tonic Substitution feat).
Efree - elemental spirit of fire at no cost to you.
Laxe Beak - lazy prehistoric bird.
Carnivorous Ale - it drinks you.
Halfling Skiprook - how the little bastards cheat at chess.
Slasher - Prestige Class always resurrects for the sequel.
Hospitaled - grossly overpowered Prestige Class actually gets hurt very easily.
Geemancer - Wow! Magic power stuff zowie!
Salienist - conspicuous arcane Prestige Class.
Warrior Poet
Arrow of Slawing - target struck turns into a pile of shredded cabbage that's great at picnics.
Sealing Light - projected beam caulks masonry.
Kobald - hair club for monsters.
Blizardfolk - cold weather reptile people.
Jaun-ti - sprightly snake people. Edit: Dang, just realized this is more than one letter change. Ah, well.
Twitch - enchantress with a nervous tic.
Warluck - lottery-winning enchanter.
Warlack - Warluck three years and one dishonest accountant later.
Gname - information surrendered when diminutive PCs are captured and interrogated, followed by Grank and Serial Gnumber.
Lazer - elemental creatures of fire, with eye beams!
Dginn - intoxicant stored in lamps. Seven or eight into the evening, and the PC thinks they get three wishes (q.v. Tonic Substitution feat).
Efree - elemental spirit of fire at no cost to you.
Laxe Beak - lazy prehistoric bird.
Carnivorous Ale - it drinks you.
Halfling Skiprook - how the little bastards cheat at chess.
Slasher - Prestige Class always resurrects for the sequel.
Hospitaled - grossly overpowered Prestige Class actually gets hurt very easily.
Geemancer - Wow! Magic power stuff zowie!
Salienist - conspicuous arcane Prestige Class.
Warrior Poet
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Warrior Poet
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Fourtitude Save - Save vs. quadruplets.
Twill Save - Save vs. textiles.
Preflex Save - Save to prevent damage from failing to stretch before exercising.
Bass Attack Bonus - adds to a PC's chance to hit with a Fender Jazz, Fender Precision, Yamaha BB604, or similar weapon.
Doge Bonus - armor class enhancement due to status as civic leader of Venice.
Riputation Bonus - d20 Modern statistic measuring a PC's infamy due to rumors of tearing opponents assunder.
Sarge-and-In-Charge - signature feat of non-commissioned officers the world over.
Vladiator - Prestige Class. Prerequisite: 8 ranks of legendary 15th century Romanian impaler noble.
Mink - mustelid martial artist.
Druins - Stonehenge, for example.
Demogorgone - sign at the entrance to the Abyss: "Back in 5 minutes."
Keenoghu - smarter than your average fiendish hyena.
Frizz-Urb'Luu - chaotic evil hair day.
Warrior Poet
Twill Save - Save vs. textiles.
Preflex Save - Save to prevent damage from failing to stretch before exercising.
Bass Attack Bonus - adds to a PC's chance to hit with a Fender Jazz, Fender Precision, Yamaha BB604, or similar weapon.
Doge Bonus - armor class enhancement due to status as civic leader of Venice.
Riputation Bonus - d20 Modern statistic measuring a PC's infamy due to rumors of tearing opponents assunder.
Sarge-and-In-Charge - signature feat of non-commissioned officers the world over.
Vladiator - Prestige Class. Prerequisite: 8 ranks of legendary 15th century Romanian impaler noble.
Mink - mustelid martial artist.
Druins - Stonehenge, for example.
Demogorgone - sign at the entrance to the Abyss: "Back in 5 minutes."
Keenoghu - smarter than your average fiendish hyena.
Frizz-Urb'Luu - chaotic evil hair day.
Warrior Poet
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