Would you rat out a friend who killed a bad guy?

[Aeolius]

No offense, but glad you're not in charge!

That makes two of us, as I have been known to break out the air-bazooka on cars ahead of me who fail to use turn signals.

 

[aurance]

Option C: I would blow up the world with the Death Star.

EDIT: Well darn it. If I ever blow up the world with a Death Star this post is totally being used against me in trial.