CleverNickName
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Well, it finally happened: for the first time in the 21st Century, I've been Wham!ed during the Christmas holiday season.
Today, on an innocent errand for groceries, the overhead music changed suddenly from quiet piano music to one of the worst 80s pop Christmas turds ever to be squeezed out of a stereo speaker, and my world shattered around me.
I am a broken man. I had hopes, I had aspirations, I was going to be someone. Do my tears fuel your car, George Michael? You have ruined an entire century of Christmas for me.
Today, on an innocent errand for groceries, the overhead music changed suddenly from quiet piano music to one of the worst 80s pop Christmas turds ever to be squeezed out of a stereo speaker, and my world shattered around me.
I am a broken man. I had hopes, I had aspirations, I was going to be someone. Do my tears fuel your car, George Michael? You have ruined an entire century of Christmas for me.
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