D&D 5E Is D&D 5e a Sandwich?

[darjr]

Not enough meat

 

[jmartkdr2]

It's clearly a soup.
And a very strange one at that.

The ocean contains fish, vegetables, and a salt broth. Therefore it is a soup.

 

[CleverNickName]

The ocean contains fish, vegetables, and a salt broth. Therefore it is a soup.

Your body is just meat in a salty broth. So that means YOU are a soup as well.

 

[jmartkdr2]

Your body is just meat in a salty broth. So that means YOU are a soup as well.

Unfortunately, I'm a cold chowder.

 

[J.Quondam]

A bath is just me soup.
Gross.

 

[CleverNickName]

I guess that means a hot tub is just a really large crock pot.

 

[Umbran]

Soup is just warm ice cream

With respect, soup existed long before the domestication of cattle for dairy purposes.

Ice cream is frozen, aerated soup.

 

[Umbran]

I guess that means a hot tub is just a really large crock pot.

Nah, it is a relatively low temp water bath - a giant sous vide machine.

 

[Cadence]

With respect, soup existed long before the domestication of cattle for dairy purposes.

Ice cream is frozen, aerated soup.

I'm trying to imagine a traditional soup with the calorie and fat content of my homemade ice creams (that heavy cream, whole milk, and cream cheese really packs it in).

 

[darjr]

Nah, it is a relatively low temp water bath - a giant sous vide machine.

Human souls vide machine