The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[Parmandur]

Pineapples are fine on pizza. Anchovies are a war crime.

BUT WE HAD ANCHOVIES ON OUR PINEAPPLE PIZZA IN THE 80'S, HOW DARE YOU TRY AND CHANGE THE ORDER NOW!!!

I mean, at what point does it cease to even be pizza??

 

[Levistus's_Leviathan]

IF YOU TAKE AWAY THE BAD OPINIONS WE WILL HAVE NOTHING

 

[prabe]

BUT WE HAD ANCHOVIES ON OUR PINEAPPLE PIZZA IN THE 80'S, HOW DARE YOU TRY AND CHANGE THE ORDER NOW!!!

I mean, at what point does it cease to even be pizza??

When you put anchovies on it. Or olives, for that matter.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

I mean, at what point does it cease to even be pizza??

The pineapple.

 

[Parmandur]

When you put anchovies on it. Or olives, for that matter.

Why do you hate older pizza afficiandos?

 

[Parmandur]

The pineapple.

Postmodern crypto-Gnostic Jacobite tish-posh, I say!

 

[prabe]

Why do you hate older pizza afficiandos?

Because they keep putting non-food-objects on pizza.

 

[Levistus's_Leviathan]

Or olives, for that matter.

That is where I draw the line. Olives, if you get the right type/brand, can be excellent on pizza. Only black olives, though. None of that green crap.

 

[Parmandur]

Because they keep putting non-food-objects on pizza.

You see, the problem with pizzerias these days is that they make toppings that people actually like and want, rather than catering to the enlightened elite by forcing everyone to eat pineapple & anchovies pizza with goat cheese and Ghost pepper sauce all the time.

Their so -called "customer data" is really a global conspiracy to repress me, personally.

 

[Parmandur]

That is where I draw the line. Olives, if you get the right type/brand, can be excellent on pizza. Only black olives, though. None of that green crap.

Not-posting-in-another-thread joking aside, green olives and anchovies are exquisite on a pizza.