The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[Cadence]

Chicago-style pizzas are the ones you put ketchup on, right?

Ha.

The transcendence of "tavern style", "deep dish", and "stuffed" given by the superior part of correctly interpreted GNS pizza theory is lost on those whose first exposure to pizza was one of the worst frozen kinds or chains. I could go on forever how much damage is done to such people.

 

[Ryujin]

Hey- jargon HELPS, remember.

Because as we all know, we are using GNS Pizza Theory. There are ONLY three types of pizza:

Good pizzas are pizzas without pineapple.
Nasty pizzas are pizzas with anchovies.
Superior pizzas are pizzas ordered in Italy.

Now, to understand this you have to go to the lengthy discussions:

Zeno: I just order a pizza in Italy that had Pineapple. What type is it?
Achilles: Akshually, there is an essay from 2006 that explains that High Concept Nasty Pizzas are Pizzas that are ordered in Italy with either anchovies or pineapples on them.

Zeno: I ordered a pizza in New Zealand that had canned spaghetti and M&Ms on it. Is that a G pizza?
Achilles: Of course not! As Tortoise explained, anyone who orders pizzas in New Zealand suffers from phantasms and delusions, because New Zealand is an imaginary nation, like Canada. Under the Big Theory that may not be questioned, that is a Nasty Pizza.

Zeno: Now, if I order a pizza that is all toppings, but no sauce or crust or cheese, but is just the sausage topping, uncut, at Oktoberfest, in a bun, is that a G pizza?
Achilles: Well, it might be! In order to understand, I'd like to relay my very similar AE (actual eating) experience when I once ate ortolan with my head covered to avoid God's shame, which is exactly on point to what you are describing, and an example everyone is familiar with.

Please. The only thing imaginary about Canada, is Americans' Canadian girlfriends.

 

[Mannahnin]

Please. The only thing imaginary about Canada, is Americans' Canadian girlfriends.

Hey, Katy-Kat is NOT imaginary! She just lives in Letterkenny, is all.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Ha.

The transcendence of "tavern style", "deep dish", and "stuffed" given by the superior part of correctly interpreted GNS pizza theory is lost on those whose first exposure to pizza was one of the worst frozen kinds or chains. I could go on forever how much damage is done to such people.

Look, I don't mean to be argumentative, but let's be clear here.

I reject Casserole First completely. GNS pizza theory was just cooked up by Tortoise in Chicago to justify the existence of Chicago-style pizzas, and doesn't tell us anything about the pizzas that people actually eat. Just because Tortoise uses VERBIAGE and WORDS and JARGON to justify getting really really drunk on Jeppson's Malört and inhaling a half-baked marinara casserole, doesn't mean that the rest of us, eating real pizza that simulates the actual pizza agendas in Italy, have to accept it.

Have you ever met someone from Chicago? I thought not. Word on the street is that Chicago is really just Toronto - that's right, a CANADIAN city, which as we all know is imaginary.

I don't even know what do with this:

Zeno: What is a topping? I ate a Boston Cream Donut once. Is the chocolate on top the "topping?" Is a donut a pizza?

Achilles: Well, the donut is definitely a Casserole First pizza agenda. But you misunderstand what a "topping" is. As Tortoise explained, "A Topping is anything that goes under the sauce. A topping resides in the middle of a proper pizza." So while a donut is a pizza, the topping in question is the cream. I'm not sure how you could possible get something so simple so wrong!!??!!

 

[Ryujin]

Look, I don't mean to be argumentative, but let's be clear here.

I reject Casserole First completely. GNS pizza theory was just cooked up by Tortoise in Chicago to justify the existence of Chicago-style pizzas, and doesn't tell us anything about the pizzas that people actually eat. Just because Tortoise uses VERBIAGE and WORDS and JARGON to justify getting really really drunk on Jeppson's Malört and inhaling a half-baked marinara casserole, doesn't mean that the rest of us, eating real pizza that simulates the actual pizza agendas in Italy, have to accept it.

Have you ever met someone from Chicago? I thought not. Word on the street is that Chicago is really just Toronto - that's right, a CANADIAN city, which as we all know is imaginary.

I don't even know what do with this:

Zeno: What is a topping? I ate a Boston Cream Donut once. Is the chocolate on top the "topping?" Is a donut a pizza?

Achilles: Well, the donut is definitely a Casserole First pizza agenda. But you misunderstand what a "topping" is. As Tortoise explained, "A Topping is anything that goes under the sauce. A topping resides in the middle of a proper pizza." So while a donut is a pizza, the topping in question is the cream. I'm not sure how you could possible get something so simple so wrong!!??!!

I think, therefore I...

< POP! >

 

[Cadence]

Have you ever met someone from Chicago? I thought not. Word on the street is that Chicago is really just Toronto - that's right, a CANADIAN city, which as we all know is imaginary.

Chicago, or Chicago-land?

 

[Cadence]

Chicago, or Chicago-land?

 

[Ryujin]

Hey, Katy-Kat is NOT imaginary! She just lives in Letterkenny, is all.

Oh, that's low. I believe that I've previously mentioned that I can't watch "Letterkenny" because it's too much like where I grew up, in Brampton, when the place had like 90K residents (it's more like 700K now)

 

[dragoner]

I live where we have both kinds of music.

 

[Ryujin]

I live where we have both kinds of music.

Country and Western?