I think you missed the one about waking up hungover on a Sunday morning ...The best country songs are about sticking it to The Man. Telling him to take that job and shove it, loading sixteen tons of coal and getting nothing in return, stealing a car off the assembly line one piece at a time, growing up poor while your parents work themselves to death, dealing with baked-in sexism from 9 to 5 every day, you know the songs.