Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

A: "But I feel that 2+2=5."

B: "Unfortunately, reality does not match your feelings. It's 2+2=4."

A: "How dare you!?"

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I also have a friend who claims his husband is "allergic to all lettuce that isn't iceberg", which always makes me think of the bit in 30 Rock where Dennis is allergic to all fish unless its fried.
I'm reminded of this woman's issues. I'm sure she has serious food sensitivities, but what always throws me is the second line, "sugars ending in -ose"... That's all sugars! That's what "-ose" means! Glucose, D-psicose, cellulose, sucrose, sucralose, fructose... I mean, if that's serious then the only thing I feel comfortable serving you is table salt, pepper, and water!
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Apologies for the bitchy tagline, I'm posting from my work laptop and this was the only form of this I found that I could attach to the post.
 

I'm reminded of this woman's issues. I'm sure she has serious food sensitivities, but what always throws me is the second line, "sugars ending in -ose"... That's all sugars! That's what "-ose" means! Glucose, D-psicose, cellulose, sucrose, sucralose, fructose... I mean, if that's serious then the only thing I feel comfortable serving you is table salt, pepper, and water!
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Apologies for the bitchy tagline, I'm posting from my work laptop and this was the only form of this I found that I could attach to the post.
I’ve noticed some restaurants starting to state on their websites that depending upon the nature of your dietary restrictions, we may not be able to serve you.
 




Wow, it’s really hard sometimes not to respond to some posts. Like, I’ve read some stupid, “self-own” crap before but that one is a whole other level of dumb.
 



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