Recent content by Selfloathing

SPEEGEE. Do the math, damnit. It isn't possible for a rapier to weigh that much. It just isn't possible. (and 5 pounds is up there, as well.)

1. Yes, we take checks. Also credit cards. Both are easier for me to keep track of than cash, but are a bit more annoying to process. 2. If you don't tip, you WILL get tossed to the end of my list in the future. I don't get paid enough to deal with the people out there who think tipping is...

Wow! That sounds fun! I love it when a dm's pet monster almost kills us, then doesn't at the last second because his pet npc gets to save us! Wooo!

FLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP!

Doh, I read the thread title as crunch vs. FLUMPH. Needless to say, I'm disapointed.

Lucky for the D&D fan, there is no need for you to make that choice. Ring of Elemental Command - Air!

Why can't my Wizard take the Use Magic Device skill? Because your wizard sucks. My wizard has four levels of loremaster. Look into it.

"read the Shanara series, read the Dark Elf books."...

pffffft. BLAH BLAH DRAGONS CAN DO EVERYTHING EVER. Well whatever you say, Mr. Noobler Mcnooblersun. I, for one, find a five ton beast deftly dodging out of the way of spells to be funny. For visual help, imagine the "before" pictures of Subway's Jarrod pulling off the matrix dodge...

F.A.T.A.L. is worse. Every bit as offensive, but the white pride thingy was close to actualy being a playable game system, if kinda clunky. Fatal is like the child of champions and rolemaster, with the chargen and spell lists of ad&d, just for fun.

F.A.T.A.L. You can't argue. Shut up about how much you hate 7th sea because of how mean Wick was to D&D, and bow before fatal. BOW BEFORE F.A.T.A.L. Sure, Sinnibar was bad and all, but at least it didn't blatantly insult 75% of the world's people. BOW BEFORE F.A.T.A.L. Senzar was hard to...

There's a meta fourm? In that case, I vote for some rejoinage as well. THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR.

True, because people post to general instead of house rules. I don't blame anyone for doing so, one person isn't going to change the reading habits of the ENW readers. Stuff like this will continue to be posted in general, at least till the mods decide to, you know, moderate.

Hrm, lets see what's on the front page of general right now... - Too much magic in DnD - lets do something about it ! - RESIDENT EVIL & DAWN OF THE DEAD d20 "Survival Horror" - low monster/magic adventures - 3e Dragonlance Materials All house rules fodder. No point in having it if people...

You're right... If the topic bugs me, I just shouldn't read the thread. Hrm. Now that I think about it, it might be kinda fun to try. So, here is my stopgap low magic D&D: 1. Bards lose spells, gain bonus feat every 4th level, +1d6 sneak attack every 5 levels. 2. No clerics, wizards, or sorcs...