So, on a somewhat serious note ... the problem with IPAs in my opinion is that most of them aren't very good. There has been an arms race with a lot of IPA makers and instead of asking, "How can I make a better beer," they instead ask, "How can we HOP THE S*** OUT OF THIS AND MAKE IT INSANELY BITTER???"
It's like if people who made spirits decided that the only "real" style for spirits was an Italian Amaro, and instead of making the many delicious ones we have, all they did was try and make Fernet-Branca, but ever more bitter.
I love (really love) bitter flavors, but I am unimpressed with the vast majority of IPAs.