Vaalingrade
Legend
The failure of the GI Joe movies can be traced back to the one writer who clearly went to X-Men and heard the 'yellow spandex' line get a laugh and somehow form that figured that the key to doing a franchise movie was having sneering distain for the source material and felt the need to have multiple characters turn to the screen nd say "Boy, GI Joe is stupid. Isn't that right, audience that paid to see a GI Joe movie?"And doing so despite them getting absolutely eviscerated by both critics and audiences.
That and somehow not being insane enough to capture the spirit of GI Joe despite being a movie where a fart cloud ate Paris.