1001 Villain Sayings/Threats

[Felix]

Hank Scorpio, about to fire his lazer: "What country do you like less, France or Italy?"
Homer: "Uhh... France."
Hank: "Heh heh heh, nobody ever says Italy."

 

[Ace]

A few of my favorites

One I have used "You dare to interefere with me!"

and a couplemore "Let us put an end to this"

this one from Blindguardian's song "Nightfall"

"Come lets play the song of death, I'll make it special gauranteed"

 

[herald]

"Always remember EVIL is just LIVE spelled backwards, and we all want ot live, don't we kiddies...."

Mock, Rock and Rule

 

[herald]

"You know the thing I don't get..."

"Shut up, Mr. Burton! You were not put on this world to "get it""

Jack Burton and Lo Pan, Big Trouble in Little China

 

[ejja_1]

sayings/threats

My cousins favorite line as a player is to yell at the enemy:
" When Im done with you I will crap on your stumps and bathe you in pee!"
Of course this is just before he rolls a critical fumble and either shoots himself or a team member with his bow, wich has lead to the other players giving him the title- Red Jack Reaver, Farmer bane and friend slayer.

 

[Wippit Guud]

"EXTERMINATE!"

"I am the angel of death. The time of the purification is at hand."

"Now I have a +5 repeating crossbow of accuracy and slaying. Ho Ho Ho."

"Heroes. The other other white meat."

 

[Ferret]

"I'm sorry, but I'll have to kill you before we get that 'Walking on your grave mood going' "

"I do not plan to rule the world with immortality, I plan to rule it with immorality"

 

[Ashrem Bayle]

Re: Villian Quotes

1) "I will teach you the meaning of the words 'please, please for the love of god, GIVE ME BACK THE TOP OF MY SKULL'"

BWAHAHAHA!!

10) "There is a toll on this road. You can pay it in gold, or you can pay it in blood. Either is good for me."

That one is actually pretty darn good.

 

[Azure Trance]

Appropriate before the big final fight; replace Beethoven with another ... um ... campaign composer

I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it? It's like when you put your head to the grass and you can hear the growin' and you can hear the insects. Do you like Beethoven?

 

[Joker]

"Don't tempt me {insert name}, or you will one day wake up with the dim realisation that you are lying in your own blood."


The next one could be used both for 'good' and 'evil':

"I am Nemesis. May my Sword of Justice be sharp...

May the Instruments of my Righteousness be undefiled...

And may the Shield of my Faith be strong."