A culinary adventure I don't want...

[Dannyalcatraz]

I am formally crossing squid & octopus off of my menu for when I travel to Asia.

Cooked Squid Inseminates Woman's Mouth | ABC News - Yahoo! News

 

[Thunderfoot]

See, this is why I buy my Oriental food in America. LOLZ

 

[Wycen]

Sounds like a case for Baron Ambrosia.

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

*Shudder* And they say Alien is just science fiction ... facehugger anyone?

 

[Mercule]

See, this is why I buy my Oriental food in America. LOLZ

I live in Iowa. It's simply not possible to get seafood that fresh, here.

Then again, a small town about 30 min away hosts an annual "Testicle Festival" featuring scads of Rocky Mountain oysters. I don't expect to ever participate.

 

[Relique du Madde]

It's rare that a fishy story that has a happy ending.




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[Dannyalcatraz]

I see what you did there...

 

[Relique du Madde]

I had three other jokes... but they were too awesome for Grandma to appreciate.

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[jonesy]

The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Maybe it wasn't a dream.

 

[Aeolius]

Mama?

In my last undersea game, I had a half-kraken, the krakidan (before Mongoose's Slayers Guide to Kraken was released), the result of a kraken slave swimming in pools "prepared" by the kraken itself.