Anybody out there play Paranoia?

[Piratecat]

The old boards aren't dead, they're just sleeping! When they come back up, make sure you grab it. It's a work of art!

 

[Sulimo]

Piratecat

I would really like to see your adventures too. (Bdavis@colsa.com). I love paranoia and may even start converting it to D20. The mutant powers are obviously feats. Since everyone is going to die, stats aren't that important anyway.

Thanks

Me too! Please

sulimo@bigpond.net.au

 

[Piratecat]

Oracular Vision, Maerdwyn, Sulimo & #47 - sent!

 

[kkoie]

Piratecat,

I too am a lover of paranioa, I'd be honored if you could send me a copy of the adventure you created as well??

K Koie

 

[UD]

*raises hand.* PC me to... j.d.thomas@dcs.hull.ac.uk

thanks

 

[Maerdwyn]

Oracular Vision, Maerdwyn, Sulimo & #47 - sent!

Thanks Piratecat!

 

[Crow]

Oh Oh! Me too!

hobinkobad@yahoo.com

Thanks PC.

 

[Michael Morris]

I shall now sing...

For those reading this thread and still thinking "what the hell?" Here is a song that embodies the spirit of Paranoia. To the tune of Battle Hymn of the Republic citizens!!

Mine eyes have seen the coming of another commie horde
'Please engage the menace citizen' I hear on my comcorde.
'If you successfully defeat them hot fun is your reward'
When will the vultures arrive??

Chorus:
Glory, glory, hail computer!
Glory, glory, hail computer
Glory, Glory, hail computer
When will the vultures arrive??

Well they're coming from all sides now and I'll soon be overrrun
I try to open fire on them but there's a problem with my gun
So I toss a thermonuclear hand grenade and then turn tail and run
When will the vulturea arrive?

Well the commies all are vapor now and for that I'm real glad
My geiger counter indicates I took 1,000 rad.
I message to the computer and it says that's not too bad
When will the doc bot arrive??

 

[Doc_Klueless]

Re: I shall now sing...

For those reading this thread and still thinking "what the hell?" Here is a song that embodies the spirit of Paranoia.

If you really want to give the people who are wondering what the hell we're talking about a good idea about Paranoia, chase down my old story hour on the old boards and repost it or send it to me at docklueless@ev1.net and I'll repost it.

Ok. This is the last time I'll post this. I promise. You can trust me. I am the Computer. The Computer is your friend. Can you doubt the Computer?

Mo-R-RIS, computer administration is treasonous. Please report to the closest confessional booth. Confession is good for your soul, but your body will be recycled as Happy-Joy-Joy-Juice and a platter of Hot-Fun-Souffle.

 

[The Furious Puffin]

ME TOO!

Piratecat I would be grateful if you could e-mail me your adventures at bsadler@alphalink.com.au

Aquired a copy of second edition awhile ago, two days later the binding fell apart

Had to get it rebound, but I know someone who works in a library.

High Programmer Splat-U-Out

Thanks in advance