Behold - our two greatest gods...
Name: Banjo the Clown
Titles: God of Puppets
Alignment: Does it really matter?
Portfolio: Puppets, Banjoes, Awesomness, Sexiness, Sacrifice, Greed, Zapping People Named Roy
Symbol: A clown puppet with a banjo.
Dogma: *Plays banjo*. I think that says enough.
Name: Chuck Norris
Titles: Walker, Texas Ranger
Alignment: That's for him to know, and you to die finding out.
Portfolio: Beard, Cowboy, Roundhouse Kick, Ass-Kicking, Power, Destruction, Manliness, Karate
Symbol: A foot with a beard and a cowboy hat, inscribed with the Omega symbol.
Dogma: *FOOT GOES THROUGH NINJA'S HEAD*
Any chance of introducing them into the pantheon, or would we all be royally screwed?
