Can Dextyr Keep All These Strikers Alive? (DM: JoeNotCharles, Ozymandias79 Judging)

[Lord Sessadore]

[sblock=OOC]Yeah, I think we did the resting and healing.[/sblock]

 

[renau1g]

Stopping abruptly as he sees Dextyr rushing to catch up, Blade says "Your music is pleasing. Thank you.", then just as quickly returns to walking.

[sblock=OOC]
Yes, your healing suggestions were fine
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[DMDanW]

After walking along in silence for a while Dextyr speaks up,

"So does anyone have any idea what we are going to do when we get to the lawyers office? Are we going to tackle this one head on like we have been doing so far; you know, crash down the doors with swords-a-swinging, or should perhaps we attempt a more subtle approach?

 

[renau1g]

We'll let Tonk be subtle. He's good at that" Blade replies, chuckling to himself.

 

[KenHood]

We'll let Tonk be subtle. He's good at that" Blade replies, chuckling to himself.

"Thank you! Is much nice for you to say!"

Tonk raises an eyebrow. "Unless you be ironic, then I think you need good pinch! Hee-hee!"

"Okay! Here is basic plan: We sneak up to lawyer house. I pick the lock, and we go in. Then, we wait, just inside door. When person come into work, we bonk over head and tie up. (And I have LOT of rope now.) In little while, we have everybody all tie up. Then, we have talk with lawyer and say they have bad idea when try to kill us because no is right and help them see that is us who work for god, so what we do is much okay. I think also is much good idea to search place and find money."

 

[H.M.Gimlord]

"You are just bursting with brilliant plans, Tonk.

If we manage to get them tied up, perhaps Dextyr can impersonate one of the lawyers or find a way to attract this Jr. Marglesplat person."

 

[H.M.Gimlord]

Mikara takes the rear guard of the group and hums under her breath to pass the time...

"Five unlikely friends
The fun never seems to end,
walking in the wood.

We killed Marglesplat
He fell to the ground like that,
crying in the wood.

His son gave us fright.
He called for an undead knight,
prowling through the wood.

Blade and tristan's Ire
made the warforged's condition dire
dying in the wood.

Dextyr's song
leads us on,
healing us
from our cuts.

Pilfered note in hand,
we conspire to make a stand.
walkig in the wood."

 

[renau1g]

"Thank you! Is much nice for you to say!"

Tonk raises an eyebrow. "Unless you be ironic, then I think you need good pinch! Hee-hee!"

"You are welcome Tonk, I wouldn't be ironic.I would prefer we didn't have to hide on them, but a lawyer isn't going to fight anyway." Blade replies

 

[KenHood]

"I would prefer we didn't have to hide on them..." Blade replies

While tugging the seat of his pants out of the crack between his buttocks, Tonk considers this statement. He sniffs his hand, then taps his lips in sage reflection. Finally, he shakes his head, "Sneaky...(uh)...DECEPTION...is nature of war. True warrior need to abandon ego and no measure victory in success of battle or strong of arm. Sometime, is need to lose, so for to really win. Victory is no beat enemy, but to beat self. Victory is to live and give life. If win without even fight enemy, is best victory of all. Life is much precious and gift of gods, so is much sad for to waste life in show of strength that mean nothing. Instead, true warrior spend life like wise man spend gold and spend for to make more gold, so one spend life for to make more life, not only for self, but for enemy. To give life is act of gods, so to give life to enemy, even when enemy commit to end own life, is act of godhood on our part, and make us gods in our own right. If beat bad man, you give bad man wisdom to live."

Tonk suddenly stops walking, scrunches his legs, and grabs his belly. "Ooooooooooooh! Maybe I no should eat pig head and crunchy leaf and squishy thing! I much need for to poop!"

With that he runs into the woods...

 

[JoeNotCharles]

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That's what I was waiting for!

Your next encounter will begin while Tonk is separated from you and has his pants down. I just need to figure out who you're fighting and draw up a map. Should have it posted tomorrow.
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