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[Steve Jung]

Violent Spell [Metamagic]
Your spells hit harder.
Benefit: A violent spell does an extra 1d6 damage.

Long Shot [General]
You are luckier than most.
Benefit: You can get a +4 bonus on any skill check once per day.

 

[Robbert Raets]

Bleedership
Benefit: Whenever you get hit with a slashing or piercing weapon, your attacker must make a reflex save vs your level + Con bonus or get sprayed red with your blood.

Skill Bogus
Benefit: Choose a Craft or Profession skill, such as (vehicle repair). You may substitute your Bluff skill instead of that skill.

 

[Thresher]

Bodge: Once per game you can bork a dice roll in your favour vs 1 opponent.

Improved Plunder: You squirrel away more than your fair share of loot at any oppertunity and can ignore modifiers for being overloaded.

Still Smell: No matter what you do, or how regually you bathe there is an odour which follows you around causing a DC 10 fortitude save for people having to be within 5' of you or risk vomiting for 1d6 rounds.

 

[TroyXavier]

Humble(Cha)-this skill allows you to seem meek and accepting. Aristocrats may never select this skill.

 

[F5]

Combat Tasting
Benefit: When eating particularly spicy Chilis and currys, you gain a +4 to your concentration checks to avoid running around like an idiot yelling "Hot! Hot!" and looking for water. In addition, you suffer no attacks of opportunity due to snacking in combat (drinking a potion, for example).

Survivor (cha)
Benefit: When trapped on an island with gold-digging exhibitionist opportunists, this skill allows you to win immunity to their attempts to vote you off.

 

[Yellow Sign]

Rumble (STR) You get a +2 bonus to all grapple check when when fighting in a arena, ring, or cage.

Love Silently (DEX) This skill allows the character to engage in amorous activity with out alerting the object of your affection's father, husband/wife, or roommate even if they are in the next room.

 

[TiQuinn]

Erotic Weapon Proficiency: Choose an erotic weapon of the following list:

Whip
Scourge
Spiked Chain
Any AU Weapon with Dire Template.

You understand how to use that type of erotic weapon in.....well....Eric's Grandma won't let me say where.

Improved Faint: Whenever an opponent threatens you in combat, you may immediately pass out. 50% chance opponent will ignore you, 50% he'll go for a Coup D'Grace.

Marital Weapon Proficiency: Choose a Marital weapon of the following list:

Rolling pin
Ball and Chain

 

[DaveStebbins]

Great thread idea! I should never have started reading it at work. I'm getting strange looks from my co-workers.

Sprig Attack: You are deadly when using parsley as a weapon. Useful when dinner parties are interrupted by rampaging orcs.

 

[fusangite]

For years, my gaming group (based on the Monty Python sketch) developed the habit of substituting "fish" in place of random nouns in describing spells and magic items. General hillarity ensued: Otto's Irresistable Fish, Cone of Fish, Fish of Sustarre, Tenser's Floating Fish, Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Fish, etc.

That said, I don't want to derail the thread. I'm especially taken with Wombat Tasting.

So, in the spirit of the thread, I offer:

Blame Arrow (generally only cast by mothers), Fire Crap, Remove Purse, Phantasmal Miller (nothing scarier than being attacked by a hallucination of the mean old guy who runs the nearby wheat mill), Mall of Ice (causes salespeople in enclosed shopping area to become surly and unhelpful), Acid Hog (sort of like the expression 'heroin pig' but much more screwed up), Feather Ball (Fireball's less satisfying cousin).

What if we add two letters in place of one: Nystul's Tragic Aura (generally used as a form of self-aggrandizement for under-employed artists).

One could also think of words that simply rhyme, despite spelling differences; I'm thinking, for instance, of Otto's Irresistable Pants.

 

[diaglo]

tur...3ed no i can't do that. makes will save.