Old Fezziwig
a man builds a city with banks and cathedrals
I ordered a negroni at a place on Cape Cod once. Nice place, full bar, asked them if they could make a negroni. They said, "of course!" They were dirty liars who lied and could not make a negroni. Instead of a negroni, they gave me a G&T in a Collins glass (edit: told this one before, it seems) filled with ice with a splash of grenadine, and a lime wedge. It wasn't even good gin.Had one of the worst Negronis last week in an airport bar. It’s three ingredients! How do you screw that up? Easy. Let it sit on the counter for 10 minutes before giving it to the customer so it’s already watered down.