Do you tell pretty girls that they're pretty?

[Del]

Telling a woman "yer purty" doesn't work in my judgment. "You look great!" goes over much better.

 

[RangerWickett]

Except in Romania, where anyting so sophisticated as not making catcalls is an insult to a woman's right to be a babe, apparently.

Y'know, honestly, I'd like to be catcalled at once or twice, and have it be legitimate. Sure, there's this one girl who callls me a sexy man best or a rippling tower of manliness or a syrup-soaked pancake of asshattery, but I really can't tell when she's being serious.

 

[ForceUser]

Except in Romania, where anyting so sophisticated as not making catcalls is an insult to a woman's right to be a babe, apparently.

Y'know, honestly, I'd like to be catcalled at once or twice, and have it be legitimate. Sure, there's this one girl who callls me a sexy man best or a rippling tower of manliness or a syrup-soaked pancake of asshattery, but I really can't tell when she's being serious.

The asshattery part, I think.

 

[Dark Jezter]

Dislike Rel?

Does...not...compute.

It's pumpkin envy. In fact, most of the world's problems can be traced back to pumpkin envy: Corruption, crime, genocide, war, terrorism, Michael Bolton music, you name it.

 

[Kahuna Burger]

The originator of this whole thread--the one whose situation is being discussed here--is on your ignore list?

What are you doing here?

reading posts and responding to things people say. Are you under the impression that the orriginator of a thread somehow owns the entire conversation that results from the first post?

 

[reveal]

reading posts and responding to things people say. Are you under the impression that the orriginator of a thread somehow owns the entire conversation that results from the first post?

How did you even see the thread if you have Rel on ignore and, if you do have Rel on ignore, why even bother reading the thread? Just so you can spread a little "wisdom?" Your opinions aren't so important that people are clamoring to read them if they have nothing to do with the original post.

 

[WhimsyTheFae]

hmmm, interesting topic...my experiences on the subject:

1. My wife doesn't mind, but I also share these types of events if they are memorable - "yes honey, the hot girl behind the counter was checking me out..."

2. If I am talking to an attractive female, I am probably flirting (sad, I know, but it's what I do - it's who I am)...

3. The look that I receive more often than I would like to admit suggests that the attractive lady has recently seen a stalker (I usually assume it was the guy she talked to just before I arrived)...

4. The rare times that attention is returned sets off warning bells that should warn me of the dangers of flirtation (I usually ignore the warning bells, extract myself from the situation as gracefully as possible and learn absolutely nothing from the situation)...

Anyway, I am a hopeless flirt and my wife understands and accepts this. If she were to have reservations about my behavior, I would change, but thankfully she hasn't.

Later...

 

[BOZ]

Michael Bolton music

"I told those fudge-packers that I like Michael Bolton's music. God."

 

[mythusmage]

Her: Does this make me look fat?

Him: You know ...

When that item of clothing has been removed you can move on to the next. Do it right and you can get her undressed in a couple of minutes. When she's nude look at a piece of clothing you're wearing and ask her, "Does this make me look fat?"

 

[ssampier]

Her: Does this make me look fat?

Him: You know ...

When that item of clothing has been removed you can move on to the next. Do it right and you can get her undressed in a couple of minutes. When she's nude look at a piece of clothing you're wearing and ask her, "Does this make me look fat?"

Best idea evar.

Telling a women she looks fat is a good way to not be able to sleep with her.*

*I'm dating clueless, but I know that much.