Do you tell pretty girls that they're pretty?

[Desdichado]

But, to get back on topic - Joshua, did you suffer any rope burns?

Yeah, but you know what they say: good sex always hurts.

 

[WhimsyTheFae]

Yeah, but you know what they say: good sex always hurts.

As long as it is done in the name of the all mighty LOG, no sacrifice is too great...

 

[mythusmage]

Yeah, but you know what they say: good sex always hurts.

So if it leaves you a catatonic mess it must be fantastic.

(Far off in her cozy home we hear Eric Noah's Grandmother mutter as she oils her handcuffs, "Paper cuts and lemon juice would have that lot whimpering for their mothers.")

 

[Rel]

When I started this thread, I could never have foreseen the twists and turns it would take down such dangerous and depraved paths. And for that I am eternally grateful.

As for the speculation on me being a cowboy...my dad's name is Gene and my father in law is Roy. I guess it was meant to be.

"Go west young man! Haven't you been told,
California's full of whiskey, women and gold!"


Happy trails, y'all!

 

[reveal]

When I started this thread, I could never have foreseen the twists and turns it would take down such dangerous and depraved paths. And for that I am eternally grateful.

As for the speculation on me being a cowboy...my dad's name is Gene and my father in law is Roy. I guess it was meant to be.

"Go west young man! Haven't you been told,
California's full of whiskey, women and gold!"


Happy trails, y'all!

Is that why your wife complains of "8 second rides?"

 

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

"Go west young man! Haven't you been told,
California's full of whiskey, women and gold!"

*grins* I do love me some country music.

 

[WhimsyTheFae]

*grins* I do love me some country music.

Ok, but I don't take requests, here's all I could dig up (I may have changed the name):

Awww Yah!
Rel’s at the bar, he’s been there all night
First ten beers he’s had, since her goodbye
HEY! HEY!

She left him broke, in his new truck
He don’t smoke, but he lights one up
Temporary fix, for his heartache
He’s hurting bad, but he’s feeling great

He’s on the dance floor yelling Freebird
Singing off pitch but he knows every word
Grabs him a girl and he holds on tight
He’s chasing everything in sight
He’ll fall apart when he gets home
But right now his worries are gone
Life looks good, good, good
Rel’s got his beer goggles on
Hey!

Lot of drunks, get real mean
They’ll pick a fight, over anything
Rel wants to laugh, that’s why he’s here
You won’t see him cry, unless you spill his beer

He’s on the dance floor yelling Freebird
Singing off pitch but he knows every word
Grabs him another girl and he holds on tight
Now he’s chasing everything in sight
He’ll fall apart when he gets home
Right now his worries are gone
Life looks good, good, good
Rel’s got his beer goggles on

He’s on the dance floor yelling Freebird
Singing off pitch but he knows every word
Grabs him another girl he hold on tight
He don’t see ugly
Through blood shot eyes
He’ll fall apart when he gets home
But right now his worries are gone
Cause life looks good, good, good
So good, good, good,
Life looks good, good, good
Rel’s got his beer goggles on

 

[Rel]

Is that why your wife complains of "8 second rides?"

She just wishes that I wouldn't wear the damn spurs.

 

[reveal]

She just wishes that I wouldn't wear the damn spurs.

Rodeo sex: Take her from behind, grab a handful of hair, call her by the wrong name, and hold on for dear life.

 

[Dungannon]

I don't know about other women but honesty is a big part of my relationship expectations. I am honest with my husband about most everything.

Oh God, you haven't told him about us have you?