Do you tell pretty girls that they're pretty?

JRRNeiklot · Dec 10, 2005

BOZ said:
you killed my father.

prepare to die.

Stop Saying That!!

mythusmage · Dec 10, 2005

On a button:

"My name is Con Digeo Montoya. You killed my weekend, prepare to die."

Infiniti2000 · Dec 10, 2005

reveal said:
...call her by the wrong name..

Her sister's name, specifically, is the recommended choice.

Dungannon · Dec 10, 2005

Infiniti2000 said:
Her sister's name, specifically, is the recommended choice.

Especially if she's a twin.

reveal · Dec 10, 2005

Infiniti2000 said:
Her sister's name, specifically, is the recommended choice.

Her mom's name works better.

Elephant · Dec 11, 2005

BOZ said:
an elephant can make love to a pig.

Are you calling my wife fat?

mythusmage · Dec 11, 2005

Elephant said:
Are you calling my wife fat?

Yo mama's so fat ... she don't sit around the house, she uses it as a suppository.

Queen_Dopplepopolis · Dec 11, 2005

mythusmage said:
Yo mama's so fat ... she don't sit around the house, she uses it as a suppository.

babomb · Dec 11, 2005

So, sort of on-topic, this comic made me think of this thread.

ssampier · Dec 13, 2005

Poor pig. Some days I feel like I'm a weird combination of Pig and Rat. I have the naivete of Pig with Rat's sardonic and fatalistic outlook on life.