Deuce Traveler
Adventurer
Sorry, I can take over, but Gargrim was a more simple sort due to his intelligence, which made it easier for him to defer rather than lead.
Ok. let me see .... How about if I play a foil to Gargrim and Midgrim -- AN ELF. Umm, how embarrassing! We are using the Swords & Wizardry rules, yes?
Elves
The term “elf” is a Thulian word used to describe those intelligent, humanoid beings who can claim descent from the Eld. At the climax of the uprising against the Eldritch Empire, the Eld nobility retreated en masse back to the Red Planet in the face of the Thulian onslaught. Those Eld unable to return whence they came, in time, came to be
known as elves. As relatives of the evil Eld, elves are generally looked upon with suspicion by men and dwarves to this day.
The defining characteristic of the elves is their longevity: so far as anyone knows, elves are immortal. They can be killed and certain ailments may slay them, but they never die of old age. All elves, regardless of their chronological age -- and many elves claim to be over a thousand years old -- look as if they were approximately in their late teens or early 20s from a human perspective. Interestingly, elves, unlike most other races, cannot be raised from the dead if slain.
Physically, elves are lithe and agile and tend to possess fair complexions and hair. Their faces are delicate and finely chiseled—not unattractive by any means, but nevertheless possessing an “alien” quality to them that many men find disconcerting rather than alluring. Elven ears are slightly pointed. Though elves are, on average, shorter than men,they display a wide diversity of sizes.
The alien quality of elves is not limited to their appearance. Distant and haughty, they do not seem to possess emotions as men do, or if they do, they are far less demonstrative about them. Because of their long lives, they are often slow to act, preferring to take weeks or even months to commit themselves to a course of action of any significance. Elves gently mock humans and even dwarves as “ephemerals,” seeing them as impetuous and foolhardy children. Needless to say, this has not helped their reputation among men, many of whom consider them little better than the Eld of old.
Despite their longevity, elves are few in number; most humans have never seen more than two or three elves their entire lives and rarely do they ever see more than one elf in the same place. There are communities of elves in isolated parts of the world, but humans rarely see them, let alone visit them. Those few who have visited them note, among other things, that there are no children to be found among the elves.
This lack of children has led to speculation about how new elves come to be, if indeed they do at all. For their part, elves refuse to broach the subject with “ephemerals,” implying only that it is an intensely personal matter that they do not discuss with nonelves. One popular belief is that elves are a dying race that will pass away forever when the last elf is slain. Another even more popular belief is that elves steal human children and raise them as their own. Others say that one can become an elf by consuming their food, a notion made more plausible by the fact that elves do not consume human foodstuffs if they can avoid it and prefer not to eat in the presence of nonelves, regardless of the menu.
Though there are many tall tales of “half-elves”— the result of a star-crossed romance, usually between a human hero and a beautiful elven maiden—there’s no evidence that such a thing is even possible. For their part, elves take no interest whatsoever in humans (or any other race) as objects of affection. Furthermore, though elves do have two genders that, outwardly at least, resemble those of humans, elves do not marry or form pair bonds or have any other kind of social arrangements that suggest either the formation of families or indeed any purpose to the physiological differences between the genders. It’s almost as if elves were male and female in imitation of humans!
Elves are inherently magical. All members of the race possess the ability to cast spells, though their command of sorcery seems to be more limited than that of humans. This is true even among the Eld, which likely explains why they have turned to demons to augment their power, a practice that while uncommon, is not wholly unknown even among
the elves.
A minority of sages claim that many elven sites and structures are in fact older than those of Eldritch manufacture, arguing that it was not the Elves of Telluria who sprang from the Red Elves of Areon, but the reverse. For their part, the elves have nothing to add to such discussions, preferring to say as little as possible about their red-skinned relations. An even smaller minority of sages suggests that the elves may in fact be the descendants of the mysterious “Great Ancients” whose mighty works and artifacts predate even the Eldritch Empire, citing odd similarities between the devices of the Ancients and those produced by the elves. Once again, the elves have little to say on the matter and few men are willing to countenance the suggestion that the Great Ancients were anything but members of their own kind living in the distant past. Save for the fact that they cannot benefit from raise dead, the elves of Dwimmermount are functionally identical to those presented in the Labyrinth Lord rulebook.