[ENboards Boston Feng Shui Game] Six in the Chamber II: HONG KONG BLOODBATH -UPDATED!

KB9JMQ is totally excited by the movie so far and is glad he snuck in the theater the night before to get a good seat in the corner where some of the other lurkers sit.

Of course he is getting antsy about whether the upcoming incident in the theater may only be outdone by the great movie the audience is watching.
 

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Dr Midnight said:

I did two big updates today the reception was lukewarm. Maybe you people need to stew a little more before you see what Bazooka Tetsuhara does to a roomful of mooks...

Doc, you are such a tease.
 

Popcorn gone, Barsoomcore keeps watching the explosive action on screen, seemingly unaware of the mounting tension in the theatre. His hands, however, are calmly at work.

The steel sings softly as it slides free of the cherrywood sheath, lacquered with the ancient crest of the Sugino clan. His fingers tighten over the silk lacing of the hilt and the muscles in his legs prepare for the powerful leap that will carry him over the rows of seats to strike down whatever foe first appears.

Barsoomcore sure hates people talking during movies. His eyes waver from the screen, flicking back and forth between the lady with the knitting needles, the redhead explaining everything to the people around her, the guy unable to find his seat, even the theatre usher. Any of these could be his enemy. His sword glitters in the back row darkness.
 

This is a nice change of pace from your fantasy story hours. Can't wait until the next post.

Will there be any cameos from burned-out '80s heavy metal artists?
 

The door creaks open, and a patch of darkness slides across the floor into the theatre. A few of the other patrons turn but are unable to make anything out in the inky globe surrounding the newest entry. Tallarn recognizes the newcomer and softly calls,

"Hey Sniktch, over here! I saved you a seat."

The black patch slinks across the floor and plops down into the seat next to Tallarn. A hissing complaint can be heard emanating from the darkness,

"Ack, ssstupid man-thingsss put typo in paper. Sssaid movie ssstart now. What'd I missss?"

Lela leans over her seat and shushes the newcomer,

"Be quiet! We're trying to watch here!"

Chastised, Sniktch sinks down in the seat and his eyes become glued to the screen. Within moments he has become completely absorbed in the unfolding action, and vows to buy the DVD when it is released.
 

Spitting popcorn as he shouts at Sniktch sitting in front of him

Hey patch-of-darkness-guy, your inky globemathingy is blocking our view back here. Move over, will ya!
 

Henry sits munching popcorn in the back, silently wishing Larry Fitz would let him borrow his gun so that the movie theater could get a lot quieter...

:D
 

"Oh, ssso sssorry, Conaill"

Sniktch removes his Cloak of Shadows and sits on it. The globe dissipates leaving an evil-looking ratman wearing wicked, acid-dripping blades

"Better?"
 

Sniktch said:
The globe dissipates leaving an evil-looking ratman wearing wicked, acid-dripping blades

Uh... nevermind, just put it back on...

Nervously moves over himself, spilling some more popcorn along the way

<Man, they let everything in here!>
 
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LarryFitz is distracted by thatdarncat tapping him on his shoulder to ask for twizzlers, and temporarily takes his eyes off the angry woman with the knitting needles. She uses the opportunity to jab one of the needles into the barrel of the gun, and then fling it out of his hand. The gun and needle both fly up into the air. The still loaded gun lands in Horacio's lap, and thankfully does not go off. The knitting needle falls straight towards Tallarn, cutting through his floppy hat. It lands point down in his chair, barely missing his legs and other body parts.

Four rows back another member of the audience has had enough of these noisy people disturbing the excellent film. He looks around for the usher with the flashlight, who was summoned by another employee to go to the lobby to help with the supermodel motorcycle gang (although, as we will so find out, the usher never actually left). The patron decides to deal with this himself, and yells out "Hey, down in front".

The sound of this new voice causes the two very large bald oriental men in trench coats to stand up and look around. They then speak to each other in Chinese, although English subtitles suddenly appear in front of them, allowing everyone to understand the conversation. "That was his voice", the 6-foot-6 one says. His even taller companion replies "Yeah, but where is his partner?" They then each reach inside of their coats, and pull out semi-automatic submachine guns.

Using this as a distraction, Silver Moon and his wife both quickly make their way back out to the main aisle, and find new seats three rows forward and to the left. With only one needle left, she puts away her knitting. She then takes out her next craft project, a large ball of spun wool and a drop spindle. She assures him "Don't worry Dear, I can also use this as a weapon if I have to."
 
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