[ENboards Boston Feng Shui Game] Six in the Chamber II: HONG KONG BLOODBATH -UPDATED!

Popcorn and soda in hand, Silver Moon heads back to "Six in the Chamber II". He enters, and notices that the film has now started. Avoiding the aisle where he would have to walk over the two scary people, he heads the other direction, and then makes his way around several people.

"Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me." Most patrons give him annoying looks, except for the one that resembles Pee Wee Herman, who just stares at him with a blank expression.

Silver Moon finally reaches his seat. He turns and asks his wife "What happened so far?" He then discovers that the long haired woman beside him is not his wife, as he had misjudged which row his seat was in. The woman beside him says "Just watch from here, you'll pick it up."

Silver Moon now recognizes her, and comments "Hey, I know you. You're RogueAngel. You were in the movie "Godlike". She just smiles. He continues "You played the part of the flying religious woman soldier. I thought the scene where you took out the sniper was great." "I was a really good script," she replies. She then adds "In the first draft the female character was a nun, but I thought that 'the flying nun' sounded too much like a bad 1960's TV series."

"Will you two be quiet, one of my big scenes is coming up," says the man beside her. "Hey, you're in this movie!" Silver Moon exclaims. The man then draws his gun and points it at Silver Moon, commenting "I said be quiet!"

From the row in front of them a dark haired woman turns around. Seeing the gun, the woman holds up her pair of well-sharpened knitting needles and says "Don't you threaten my husband."
 
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Dawn leans over to Conail, “Man did you see the Marshall do that clip thing? Was that not awesome?”

She makes a mental note to try that at home. Although she values her own car too much to try the explosion-button-on-the-grip thing, it could be interesting for that one Vice President down the hall……….
 


Plane Sailing said:
I've got my stupid head on. What is a busboy?

Dawn leans forward to Plane Sailing and whispers, "They clean the tables. Collect dishes and wipe down the table, that sort of thing. Want some popcorn?"
 

Lela said:
It wouldn't be long before Darth Vader and Legolas both show up on my side. . .
One of those theater guys with a flashlight comes by.

"NO one picks on DOC'S FAVORITE FRENCHMAN! If you and your arm candy slab of beefcake want to step up or even continue threatening him, I'm going to beat the hell out of your 'toy' here with my flashlight until it breaks... and then I'm going to beat him with the batteries."

He leans in.

"so SHUT. UP."

He walks away, then stops and turns.

"And enjoy the film."
 

emergent downloaded the "Kill Bill" trailer yesterday, but now knows Quention's got NOTHING on Dr. Midnight.


He is totally engrossed in the movie, when he sees some woman stand up in front of the theatre. He begins to get annoyed, then realizes she is holding sais -- no, knitting needles -- like Elektra. She looks angry.

"Uh-oh."
 


*the captain dies messily and without warning*

BWA HA HA HA! WOO HOO! Jeremy enthusiastically enjoys the movie.

Oh man! I can't wait to see the throw down with those cool bad guys! Cuddly Jack and Iron Violet! Chai Tong getting slapped around by Wang Sing-Yi! For JOY!
 

*Tallarn, noticing the fuss and whispering going on around him, very slowly reaches under his seat and pulls out his wide brimmed floppy hat*

[ooc (as it were): Doc - this is great! More, more!]
 

While eating his 8.5 lbs of popcorn Datt notices the evil looking woman with knitting needles.

He then quickly reposions the popcorn so that he has 100% cover from his tower shield popcorn bag.
 

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