[ENboards Boston Feng Shui Game] Six in the Chamber II: HONG KONG BLOODBATH -UPDATED!

[Eridanis]

CHAI TONG
You are very loud and slow. Quiet, please.

We need to convince Piratecat to record an mp3 of him saying that phrase. I can hear it in my mind's ear, but it would be much more satisfying to have it on my PC, where I could play it after I get off the Help Desk phone with some clueless sod.

 

[emergent]

emergent (talking on cell phone while in line for snacks at theatre):
"Yes, honey. . . yes, I am at the theatre. I told you about it. . . "Six in the Chamber II". . . I saw the first one on DVD. . .yeah, the kung fu one. . .yeah, the one with the shark, and the flying boats, and the guy in the godzilla suit. . .Uh-huh"

15 year old pimply faced boy behind counter with a bored look on his face:
"Would you like to try our SUPER MEGA GIGANTIC Combo? 8.5 pounds of popcorn and a gallon of soda for only $23.00?"

emergent (into cell phone):
"Okay, baby, I gotta go. Yeah, I love you, too"
(to concession guy):
"I just need a medium coke and a small popcorn."

Concession guy:
"But for only fifty cents more you can get three times as much soda."

emergent:
"No, just a medium soda. Hey, were those gunshots?"

Concession guy:
"I didn't hear anything. For another quarter you can get a large popcorn."

emergent:
"I could have sworn I heard a Pee-Wee Herman laugh, then gunshots. Anyway, just a small popcorn."

Concession guy:
"Would you like some chocolate covered gummy sour malted peanut butter cups?"

emergent (loosing patience):
"NO! Just a medium coke and a large popcorn."

Concession guy:
"Okay. Let me get it."

emergent taps foot, looks at his watch:
"OH crap! The movie started!! Can you hurry up?"

Concession guy:
"Would you like some butter. . ."

emergent:
"NO! Just gimme the food. I am missing the movie!!"

Concession guy:
"That'll be eight dollars."

emergent pays the conession guy, then runs into the theatre. He curses to himself that he has missed the first scene already. He quietly asks Eridanis for help in finding a seat.

 

[dream spawn]

I really gotta get me that Feng Shui book. It sounds better than D&D for a one shot game, and my friends and I do a good deal of those.

 

[wolff96]

Wolff96 elbows his way down the movie aisle.

"Oops. Sorry, excuse me. Sorry. Pardon me."

Wolff96 leans over to Horacio.

"Sorry, I got stuck in traffic. Did I miss anything good yet?"

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I didn't see the first one until well after the "theatre release." But I'm here for this one from the opening credits.

 

[Jeremy]

Jeremy arrives 30 minutes early to get in line for good seats and sees many returning viewers from the last premiere, and waves to Horacio imparticular.

When the lights dim, Jeremy is already in the mood to have a very good time.

The movie starts...

Jeremy misses Jack's first line as he is cheering raucously for the second dangling pair of legs, already having placed the pair, and happy to see the best supporting actor nominee again in the role of Willy Wallaby.

WOO HOO! WILLY'S BACK!

 

[Horacio]

Wolff96 elbows his way down the movie aisle.

"Oops. Sorry, excuse me. Sorry. Pardon me."

Wolff96 leans over to Horacio.

"Sorry, I got stuck in traffic. Did I miss anything good yet?"

Horacio gives Wolff96 anothe spare bag of popcorn

wow. I mean, cool. I mean awww. I mean, watch the film, I'll tell you later.

 

[Dawn]

Dawn is upset at having missing the first scene due to slow drivers. “Traffic. Nothing but a moving a chicane!”

She sneaks into the back and grabs a seat in time for the next scene.

 

[Dr Midnight]

FOR THE PLAYERS-

I have the memory of a Texas Instruments 99/4. So- if you read something I've messed up, if I've left out a cool line or something, or if YOU'RE the one who crammed the mook in the trash can, let me know... please e-mail me. There will be errors, and lots of 'em, but help me out and we'll come together with the least inaccurate story hour I can give.

Coming later today- some ACTION

 

[Piratecat]

You betcha!

(Hey, in the Flash trailer - is the opening "K" of Peg's username an "H", or am I still shellshocked?)

 

[National Acrobat]

Looks around at the crowd and thanks his lucky stars that traffic wasn't bad for him

Man am I glad I got here when I did.