[ENboards Boston Feng Shui Game] Six in the Chamber II: HONG KONG BLOODBATH -UPDATED!
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Mathew_Freeman
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*having been covered in popcorn by horacio, Tallarn settles down and enjoys the dialogue*
*leaning over to his nearest neighbour, he says "It's like the beginning of Resovoir Dogs! When's the violence start?"
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*leaning over to his nearest neighbour, he says "It's like the beginning of Resovoir Dogs! When's the violence start?"
*
Sialia
First Post
Unable to get a babysitter for the entire in-theater run, Sialia and Bandeeto at last get ahold of the DVD, and snuggle up in front of the laptop while the Scampering Chaos sleeps.
"Hon, why did you turn the dishwasher on?"
"I forgot to do it after dinner, so I started it while you were up doing Bedtime."
"You always turn the dishwasher on just before we start a movie."
"Shh, I can't hear."
"BECAUSE THE DISHWASHER IS RUNNING!!"
"The dishwasher is not the one whose mouth is running."
"Ok, fine. Pause a sec, I'll go turn it off."
"No, don't bother. I'll do it. I need a drink anyhow."
"And some chips?"
"Ok, fine, two drinks, and some chips. Anything else while I'm up?"
"Turn. Off. The. Dish. Washer."
"Right, right. Ok, there. Here ya go."
"Can we just start it again from the beginning? I missed the intro."
"It was a cool intro."
"What was that?"
"What was what?"
"I thought I heard Her crying."
"Neighbor's cat."
"You sure?"
"Yes I'm sure."
"Pause a sec--I gotta go check"
"Ok, all quiet?"
"All quiet."
"Ok then."
"Roll film."
"Rolling."
"Hon, why did you turn the dishwasher on?"
"I forgot to do it after dinner, so I started it while you were up doing Bedtime."
"You always turn the dishwasher on just before we start a movie."
"Shh, I can't hear."
"BECAUSE THE DISHWASHER IS RUNNING!!"
"The dishwasher is not the one whose mouth is running."
"Ok, fine. Pause a sec, I'll go turn it off."
"No, don't bother. I'll do it. I need a drink anyhow."
"And some chips?"
"Ok, fine, two drinks, and some chips. Anything else while I'm up?"
"Turn. Off. The. Dish. Washer."
"Right, right. Ok, there. Here ya go."
"Can we just start it again from the beginning? I missed the intro."
"It was a cool intro."
"What was that?"
"What was what?"
"I thought I heard Her crying."
"Neighbor's cat."
"You sure?"
"Yes I'm sure."
"Pause a sec--I gotta go check"
"Ok, all quiet?"
"All quiet."
"Ok then."
"Roll film."
"Rolling."
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HEY GUYS, DID THE MOVIE START YET?
Notices half the theatre glaring at him and shuts up quickly.
Sheepishly sneaks into the back row
<whispers> Hey, did you guys see that trailer with the bullet train splitting in two? That was COOL, dude! But I think they should have split it in three instead, ya know? And maybe added in some aliens, and...
Sees Dawn glaring at him and shuts up, again.
Notices half the theatre glaring at him and shuts up quickly.
Sheepishly sneaks into the back row
<whispers> Hey, did you guys see that trailer with the bullet train splitting in two? That was COOL, dude! But I think they should have split it in three instead, ya know? And maybe added in some aliens, and...
Sees Dawn glaring at him and shuts up, again.
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RogueAngel
First Post
RogueAngel decides to leave her choice seat next to LarryFitz, Richards & the corpse of PeeWee Herman to get popcorn, but borrows the gun before going. The same pimply-faced 15 year old is there.
Concession-boy: Hello, would you like to hear about our combo special, miss?
RA: No thanks, gotta get back to the movie. I met some of the stars last weekend - don't want to miss a second of it. Small popcorn, please.
CB: We're having a special on medium size popcorns. For $4 more, you can get a medium pocorn, a small soda and a limited edition Six in the Chamber II: Hong Kong Blood Bath Chef Tso action figure.
RA: No, just the popcorn, hon. With butter.
CB: You shouldn't get the popcorn. You're wasting money. It's only 25 cents more for a medium-sized nachos with extra cheese, or a dollar more for ice cream movie bites-
RA: Popcorn. Now.
CB: -or there's still that action figure option. General Tso figure's got the godzilla costume, and his mouth lights up when you pull on the tail, see? kinda like he's lighting something on fire?
CB pulls out a figure from beneath the counter and demonstrates. RA sighs and feels the weight of the handgun in her purse & knows what must be done.
RA: Hey, you handsome concession boy you, see that janitor's closet? You think maybe you could show me the way the figure lights up in there? Maybe I could see about buying some nachos if you could show me what I want to see...
She bats her eyes. CB gulps.
CB, stuttering: Uh...uh...sure lady! But I'd still recommend the special combo with Large Family Size popcorn and...
CB, eyes wide, gibbers as he makes his way towards the utility closet, followed by RA. There's the light click of the silencer being fitted over the gun, a yip, a slumping sound against the doorframe, and RA comes out a minute later. She walks cooly behind the concession area, takes her popcorn, and returns to her seat quietly.
RA, handing over the gun to LarryFitz: Sweetie, what about maybe doing a sequel someday? Four Left in the Chamber III: Cineplex Shootout? I guess there'd need to be more action though...
Concession-boy: Hello, would you like to hear about our combo special, miss?
RA: No thanks, gotta get back to the movie. I met some of the stars last weekend - don't want to miss a second of it. Small popcorn, please.
CB: We're having a special on medium size popcorns. For $4 more, you can get a medium pocorn, a small soda and a limited edition Six in the Chamber II: Hong Kong Blood Bath Chef Tso action figure.
RA: No, just the popcorn, hon. With butter.
CB: You shouldn't get the popcorn. You're wasting money. It's only 25 cents more for a medium-sized nachos with extra cheese, or a dollar more for ice cream movie bites-
RA: Popcorn. Now.
CB: -or there's still that action figure option. General Tso figure's got the godzilla costume, and his mouth lights up when you pull on the tail, see? kinda like he's lighting something on fire?
CB pulls out a figure from beneath the counter and demonstrates. RA sighs and feels the weight of the handgun in her purse & knows what must be done.
RA: Hey, you handsome concession boy you, see that janitor's closet? You think maybe you could show me the way the figure lights up in there? Maybe I could see about buying some nachos if you could show me what I want to see...
She bats her eyes. CB gulps.
CB, stuttering: Uh...uh...sure lady! But I'd still recommend the special combo with Large Family Size popcorn and...
CB, eyes wide, gibbers as he makes his way towards the utility closet, followed by RA. There's the light click of the silencer being fitted over the gun, a yip, a slumping sound against the doorframe, and RA comes out a minute later. She walks cooly behind the concession area, takes her popcorn, and returns to her seat quietly.
RA, handing over the gun to LarryFitz: Sweetie, what about maybe doing a sequel someday? Four Left in the Chamber III: Cineplex Shootout? I guess there'd need to be more action though...
Dr Midnight
Explorer
I'll be posting some action in just a few minutes... so get ready for the KA-BLAM...
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