Three Kings
Autumn 2004 Round 2-4: MarauderX vs. Piratecat
The
Three Kings was five days out of Brighton before Jasper Stanhope was invited to the Captain’s mess. The young auditor had been virtually ignored since he had first stepped onto the deck, and he still didn’t have his sea legs yet. He had spent most of the time lying in his canvas hammock within a sweltering storeroom. Every pitch and yaw of the vessel was reflected within his aching stomach, and the notion of dining with the captain was less than enticing. He couldn’t afford to be rude, however. Too much was at stake.
“Mister Stanhope. I’m Captain Wallace.” The captain didn’t rise as Stanhope ducked through the low door and entered the cabin. Wallace was dressed in a pristine white uniform. Seated next to him at the small table was an attractive young woman in a surprisingly formal silk dress. No other crew was present, but the table was laden with dishes of food. Captain Wallace already clenched a spoon in one calloused hand, a bowl of stew in front of him.
Stanhope gave a small bow. “It’s a pleasure to meet you, Captain.” He gave another bow to the girl. “I hope I’m not late.”
Wallace’s voice had a burr of the north country to it, and hostility was evident. “You are. We’ve been waiting three minutes. We started without you.” He squinted at Stanhope. “Did ye get lost?”
Stanhope gave a polite chuckle as he sat down at the end of the table across from the Captain. No one else echoed it. Stanhope cleared his throat.
“May I ask, sir, who is the lovely young lady dining with us?” The girl was fifteen or so, fine-boned with wide blue eyes behind small spectacles. She turned her head towards Stanhope and smiled, and he was appalled to see that she had accidentally dribbled stew down her chin and the front of her silk dress. She didn’t seem to have noticed, or if she did she didn’t care. Stanhope wondered if the girl was somewhat touched in the head.
Captain Wallace cleared his throat. “This is my daughter, Abigail.” He nodded at her. “Say hello to the auditor, Abigail.” He made it sound like an insult.
He probably means it as one, Stanhope thought.
Abigail looked over into Stanhope’s face and smiled. “Hello,” she said shyly. Stanhope smiled back at her, silently cringing at her slovenly table manners, and when he turned back was shocked to see the fury dancing behind the Captain’s eyes.
“Abigail comes on all of my voyages with me,” said the Captain. “I bring her to keep her safe. She’s a very special girl, and not one to mix with the sailors. Talking to her without my express permission will get a man lashed, and if anyone ever had the stupidity to touch her I’d murder the bastard. Do you ken what I’m saying?” His index finger tapped against the table, keeping time with every syllable. His face was red, and he looked as scared as he did angry.
“Of course,” Stanhope said smoothly. He tried not to glance over at Abigail, who was still dripping sauce down her front as she looked at him. “A commendable attitude, I’m sure.” Stanhope felt nervous bile rising in his throat.
He’d do it, too, Stanhope realized,
and the Good Lord pity anyone who would be so stupid as to steal away Wallace’s poor excuse of a daughter. He groped for a change of subject.
“It looks like you run a fine ship, Captain. I haven’t had a chance yet to talk to any of your crew or officers, but they seem to be the model of efficiency.”
Wallace eyed him. “Why’d you want to talk to them, then? You’ve no reason to.”
Stanhope raised his eyebrows. “Captain, you know my duty. . .”
The man across from him clenched one fist. “Indeed I do, sir. And I know my officers. Unlike my crew, they’ve been with me for many a run. They’re fine men, each of them. Busy men. They know how to run a ship.” The captain smirked. “Do
you know how to run a ship, Mister Stanhope?”
“Well, no, Captain,” said Stanhope carefully. “That’s not my job.”
The captain’s voice was steady. “Then ye’ll stay the hell out of their way or by the powers I’ll throw ye overboard.”
“Captain, I. . .”
“Make no mistake about it, Mister Stanhope.” The captain leaned forward over the wooden table, one square fist planted solidly in his daughter’s plate of food. Beans slid like oozing blood around his clenched knuckles, but neither of them seemed to notice. His voice was low and hard to hear at first over the constant creaking of the ship. “My officers know that I don’t care for extraneous passengers on my voyages. I especially don’t care for company auditors who wish to count pennies and grade how I conduct my business. The
Three Kings is an old ship but a sound one, and it’s hauling the cargo it was made for. It’s not designed for lubbers who think they’ve a right to tell me how to handle my affairs!” His rising voice was close to bellowing by the time he finished.
He’s covering something. “That’s not my job, Captain.” Stanhope managed a quick and sincere smile as he lied. “You haven’t been doing anything wrong. Quite the reverse, actually. Your voyages are substantially
more profitable than the average for our vessels. The owners have asked me to study your methods and determine what things you are doing which bring you such great success. My presence here isn’t a punishment or a threat, and I’m sorry if you somehow thought it was.”
Wallace grunted and jabbed a piece of chewy beef into his mouth. “Is that so?” He sounded suspicious.
“Yes indeed.” Stanhope broke open a ship’s biscuit and was surprised to see weevils dropping onto his bread plate. They squirmed there, legs waving in the humid air.
Weevils in the bread already? wondered the auditor.
We just set out from port! No one else seemed to notice. Across from him, the Captain stuffed a biscuit into his mouth whole, chewing loudly before washing it down with a swig of wine. Stanhope surreptitiously pushed the bread plate away from him. The next time his gaze fell on it, the weevils were gone.
“You’ll probably notice the crew slaving away up on deck,” said the Captain with an odd smile.
“Indeed.” Stanhope looked up expectantly.
“That’s not true slaving, Mister Stanhope. We both know that you’re here to find out why I have to hire on an entirely new crew every time I reach port.”
Cutting right to the chase, thought Stanhope. He nodded.
“I thought as much. The
Three Kings is haunted. That’s the reason. If ye had asked before we left port, ye could still be on dry land.”
Stanhope blinked. To his right, Abigail dabbed at her lips with a napkin, completely missing the trail of gristle and sauce that descended from her chin. “Haunted?”
“Aye.” The older man leaned back in his chair. “It’s got a foul spirit on board, and a terrible curse. She used to be a slave ship running black ivory through the middle passage. She sailed under a captain named Gibbs. Y’heard of him? He was infamous. Over twenty runs, six to eight weeks at sea each way, over four hundred Africans chained in the hold every time. He packed them in, did Gibbs, right tightly. Legend has it that he dumped more than five loads.”
Stanhope felt sick. “Dumped. . .?”
Wallace was enjoying himself at Stanhope’s discomfort. “Supposedly he was chased by military vessels, but by the time they overhauled him there wasn’t a negro on board. Probably hooked their coffles to lead weights and. . .” He made a little swooping motion with his hand to indicate sinking. Stanhope’s stomach lurched. “Nine years ago, in ‘51, they found the ship floating completely empty off the coast of Cuba. No slaves, no crew, no Captain. No one knows why. They converted her to a merchantman, took out the shelves and the chains, sold her to the current owners and hired me to sail her.” He took a sip of wine. “Now the ship is haunted, though. You can hear them down in the hold, if you listen at the right time. you can smell them. And
that’s why I keep hiring new crews, and that’s why the owners sent you to investigate.”
The door opened and the first mate stuck his head in. “Needed on deck, Cap’n,” the big man mumbled. “Sails.”
Wallace shook his head. “Pray continue eating. I’ll be right back.” As he stood, Stanhope noticed what looked like a small wine stain on the Captain’s sleeve. He pointed it out as the Captain left the room.
Wallace’s smile was thin. “That’s not wine, Mister Stanhope.” He rubbed a blunt finger across the stain and brought it to his lips, tasting it. Then he was gone and striding up to the deck.
Cradling the tea cup in her hands, Abigail clumsily sipped tea before turning to Stanhope. “It’s from the beatings,” she said helpfully. “Daddy has a knout.”
Stanhope was startled. “What?”
Abigail pointed over to the far wall, where an odd knobbed bone leaned against a corner. “It’s
a knout, like a whip. He found it washed up on a beach. Daddy uses it to beat people to death when they’ve been bad. And when they’ve touched me. People don’t touch me much any more.” She sounded sad.
“He. . . he does?” The slender end of the flogging stick was tinted red, and the knobbed end was worn from long use. Stanhope turned his gaze back to the girl. “What is it, anyways?”
“It’s a bone from a whale’s pizzle,” said Abigail. She took another drooling sip of tea that extended the food stains on her dress front, but took no notice. “That’s what Daddy said. If people want to put their pizzle in me, they’ll get beaten to death with one. He uses it for other punishments, too. It makes people scream very loudly. The three kings tell us not to ruin the merchandise, though. That’s important. ” Her eyes lit up, and she put one hand on Stanhope’s leg as she leaned forward with curiosity. “Say, do
you have a pizzle?”
Just then the door opened behind them, and Stanhope almost knocked over the table leaping to his feet. “Did I miss anything?” asked the Captain as he reentered the room.
“Daddy, I was just asking Mr. Stanhope about his -- ”
“It’s a boring job, Miss Wallace,” interrupted the auditor. “Truly it is.” As soon as protocol allowed, Stanhope claimed seasickness and bid his good evening to the Captain and the girl. He was conscious of both parties watching him as he left the cabin, one with adoration and one with unalloyed suspicion. For some reason he thought again of the weevils in the bread, and he managed to make it to the rail before getting sick.
Within a week, the auditor had begun to think that Captain Wallace may not have been lying. He was certainly a brutal sadist with a beautiful half-wit for a daughter, but he must have been convincing; the auditor’s dreams had been haunted for several nights with dreams of being chained in a stinking, claustrophobic hell of bodies and disease. Twice he’d woken up screaming, sure that he was chained to someone only inches away. The entire crew seemed subdued. Perhaps that was because Wallace was giving an average of one beating a day with the whalebone knout. No one had been killed yet, but with the Captain willing to flog more the mildest of offenses it was only a matter of time.
No wonder he loses every crew, thought Stanhope.
I’d desert the bastard myself.
Stanhope wanted to see the old logs, though, and Wallace wouldn’t show them to him. Three requests had produced angrier and angrier responses, and Stanhope was now convinced that Wallace was hiding something. The question was, what to do about it?
He glanced out the porthole. Dusk was falling and a storm was blowing in; he knew that Captain Wallace would be on deck for at least the next hour. He took his oil lantern and slipped out of his tiny cabin.
Up on deck, the rigging was groaning horribly every time the
Three Kings wallowed and pitched in the trough of a wave.
Talk about suggestible, he thought.
That really does sound like people screaming. And what’s that smell? Sewage? As he made his way across the swaying deck towards the Captain’s quarters, he felt something nagging at him. Something he should remember but couldn’t, something important that had been chased out by his over-active imagination.
Damn it, there are no slaves down there, Stanhope thought.
I’ve been in the hold. It’s full of fabric and goods. Not bodies. Quit imagining things. Clinging to the rail as the ship rolled, Stanhope stared at the hatch down to the hold beneath his feet until stinging droplets of rain began to pelt him from above.
He quietly pulled the Captain’s door open when there was no answer to his knock. The cabin was dark. He shut the door behind him and made his way to the large desk in the corner. Turning up the light of his lantern, it didn’t take him long to discover the hidden log books from previous voyages.
Abigail found him there fifteen minutes later when she entered her father’s cabin. Stanhope wasn’t precisely in a romantic mood. Instead he was full of fury, his previous nervous vaporings forgotten. “Girl,” he barked from behind the desk, “why is it that your father hasn’t paid off
a single crewman from the last three voyages? That’s why he’s made such a profit. He isn’t paying wages to anyone but the officers. Why not? They can’t
all have deserted.”
Abigail stood framed in the doorway, the pale lamplight glinting from her spectacles. Her eyes were wide as she closed the hatch behind her. “Because of the three kings, of course,” she answered. “Daddy and the safe men brought in the boat by themselves. They always do for the last day.”
“What?” Stanhope was perplexed. “What do you mean? Are you talking about the ship itself?”
“No, silly!” Abigail nimbly crossed the cabin. “The treasure. It goes with the ship. Daddy found it hidden in the figurehead when he first claimed it. He won’t let me touch it. It’s very old, older than the ship. The Three Kings.” She pouted and pointed to a sea chest behind Stanhope. He turned and jiggled the lid, expecting it to be locked. It seemed to be at first, but then opened smoothly with an oily click. Not knowing what to expect, Stanhope raised the lid.
They looked
almost like chess pieces, and the shadow around them seemed alive. They were the only thing in the chest. Then the reek of the dead air assaulted his nostrils.
yOu ARe eaRlY.
We dID nOt ExPEct thE OfFerINgS so SoON.
wE WiLL ceLeBrATe yoUr GiFts.
He realized with a shock that he hadn’t actually heard a thing. The voices slid into his brain through his nose. The smell coming from the statuettes was the reek of a sulpherous charnal house. He smelled rotting flesh and human waste and the sharp pang of fear, but the odors somehow carried
voices.
“As we celebrate
yours!” Abigail said gaily from behind him. “I’ve certainly missed you.” Stanhope spun and gaped at her.
WE sMeLl yOur bLoOD uPoN ThE sEa.
tHe olD bOUnTy dIes qUiCKly, aNd SomEOnE mUSt RoW.
ShAlL wE CoMe nOW fOr tHAt WhICh yoU oFfEr?
“Why, yes, please!” said Abigail. “How fun. You’ll love seeing this, Mr. Stanhope. They come and get the merchandise from us. It’s truly a sight to see.”
Merchandise? wondered Stanhope. The fabrics? Then Abigail’s words during dinner struck him, and he remembered what had been nagging at him.
“The three kings tell us not to ruin the merchandise, though.” But at the time they had been talking about punishing the crew! Understanding flooded in, and he gazed in horror at the three simple statues.
Suddenly he realized that the ship had stopped pitching. He glanced out the porthole on the wall beside him, and with a thrill of horror saw that the nighttime sea and its accompanying storm had been replaced with. . . emptiness.
Empty sky, empty sea, nothing there but shadow and scent. They had left the ocean. It was more terrifying than he could have imagined. He heard the crew screaming from the deck above, but he somehow felt utterly alone.
Then Abigail was beside him, murmuring and groping at his clothing, trying to pull him onto the desk as her spectacles slipped from her nose. He fought back his panic long enough to focus on what she was saying.
“Don’t worry, silly, they’re not actually demons. They have too many legs for that. Or not enough.” She pursed her lips. “It’s a little hard to tell. They’ll come now, and they’ll take away what they need, just like they always have. You called them this time instead of Daddy, so you must claim me. I wonder if they mind that? I’ll stay with you if I can.” She looked up at him, her eyes calm and trusting, but in her excitement she had begun to slobber. “Can we send away my Daddy? That way I can be yours forever and ever and he can be with all the others in the bad place. We’ll get more ships, and more, and the more gifts we give the stronger we’ll be!” Her laugh was like tinkling crystal. As she slipped her hand up his leg he reflexively looked over to the wall where Wallace kept his knout. It was gone.
“We’ve got to stop this.” He pushed her away and turned back to the chest with the hideous figurines in it. There he froze. Somehow, the pieces of roughly carved stone were
examining him, and the miasma rose up around him once again.
uNExPecTEd. YoU aRe NOt HE whO HAs cALlEd uS beFoRe.
UNfOrtUnATe.
tEMeRitY.
“Oh God oh God.” From above he heard the furious roar of the captain from somewhere far off, the swish of the whalebone whip, the pounding of feet overhead. He realized that he was probably doomed. He tore himself from Abgail’s greedy hands and ran back to the porthole.
The smell from outside was abhorrent. It was fear and sweat and filth, the scent of disease. He squinted, and where there had been mist was now. . .
something. A ship? Yes, rowed by the screams of a thousand human souls, but also a face and a fish. Maybe even something more. Three recognizable things. Three Kings. Of Hell?
Maybe, reflected Stanhope,
of someplace worse. He felt his mind peeling away a layer at a time, like an onion rotting in the sun, and he wailed as he dashed back to the chest. Abigail waited for him there, but he fell to his knees over the darkness and screamed into the spreading void.
“I supercede the Captain! I represent the owners of this ship, who can fire the Captain whenever they want. Oh please, please, listen to me, I do!” He was grasping at straws, but he babbled it again and again to the tiny figurines.
hE WHo coMmANds CarRIeS tHE buRdEN OF sIn.
Do YOu aCCePT thIs bURdEn?
tHe REwaRdS arE PaLPaBLe.
Stanhope hesitated, weighing costs that he couldn’t even guess at. He could hear the slaves now, screaming and sobbing, just as he could hear the crew of the
Three Kings praying or panicking. He could feel Abigail’s hot breath against her neck and her hands in his hair.
He rested his forehead against the edge of the chest, and his tears fell into the darkness around the statuettes. He thought about how many ships the owners controlled, how many he could control himself as he rose in the business. He wondered how many sailors would be missed. He felt himself slipping through icy water, chained to a hundred other souls. He felt hot breath on the back of his neck.
He chose.
-- o --
A sip of tea: Abigail’s unfortunate first impression
Bullwhip: the Captain’s knout, a bone whip made from certain portions of a whale
3 Kings: the representations of those who claim the offering
Oval: the porthole looking onto dimness
Nexus: the slave ship of the three kings, crewed by those already given over