Faux pas - putting your worst foot forward

[The_Universe]

How is it that I keep hearing about sexual escapades between ENWorlders and their significant others? I think that there is a line (way over that way) that was crossed a long time ago. I blame Rel. It is definitely his fault.

Next thing we know, we're going to have Driddle start discussing strip D&D.

Oh..wait...

I don't think it counts as a "sexual escapade" until or unless it rounds "third base."

I do have *some* standards for what I'll share.

 

[Rel]

I do have *some* standards for what I'll share.

Could you bring an extra "standard" or two with you to GenCon for me? It appears that I'm in need of some.

Now the ultimate faux pas will be tonight when The Shaman cries out the sister in law's name while he and Mrs. Shaman are carrying a pumpkin to the car.

Sadly, my wife is an only child and thus I am deprived of the simple pleasure that can result from making crude sexual remarks about her sister. There's always her mother I suppose but it just isn't the same.

 

[The_Universe]

Could you bring an extra "standard" or two with you to GenCon for me? It appears that I'm in need of some.

Now the ultimate faux pas will be tonight when The Shaman cries out the sister in law's name while he and Mrs. Shaman are carrying a pumpkin to the car.

Sadly, my wife is an only child and thus I am deprived of the simple pleasure that can result from making crude sexual remarks about her sister. There's always her mother I suppose but it just isn't the same.

I'll see what I can do about those standards - if there's room in the suitcase, I'll bring them with, but I want to make sure I have room to bring back a lot of gaming goodnes...

 

[The Grumpy Celt]

And yes, I was the only male working there at the time.

Dude, you should have totally filed a sex-harassment charge.

 

[devilbat]

But my real question for The Shaman is did you get a good look and did you like what you saw?

I'm so glad I wasn't the the only one who thought that.

 

[Rodrigo Istalindir]

In high school, my Spanish teacher was dating one of the chemistry teachers on the sly (it was against the rules). I happened to know this, and honestly didn't care one way or the other. But one day she was giving me a hard time in class, then snapped at one of the other students. I whispered, or rather, I *thought* I whispered, 'Oh, she's just mad because <chem teacher> wouldn't <carry her pumpkin to the car> this weekend."

Dead silence in the classroom, and I look up to see her looking at me. There's a standoff for a few seconds (I think I heard Morricone music in the background) as she realizes she can't really send me to the office without telling them what I said. We both took a metaphorical step back from the edge and pretended it didn't happen.

 

[Psionicist]

I won't elaborate what the Rocco-style is, but make sure the door is locked so the girls grandmother can't walk in when you are practicing it.

 

[Belen]

I don't think it counts as a "sexual escapade" until or unless it rounds "third base."

I do have *some* standards for what I'll share.

No...it is the image of Space Ghost making out with a Unicorn that keeps me from going to sleep at night.

It's kind of like that nightmare I had last evening where I was being chased by a garden hose in a high school.... ok, maybe I should not have shared that one.....

 

[Belen]

Dude, you should have totally filed a sex-harassment charge.

You have no idea how many cases I could have filed against those women. I was the only male in the office for 5 years. We just now hired another guy.

 

[The_Universe]

No...it is the image of Space Ghost making out with a Unicorn that keeps me from going to sleep at night.

It's kind of like that nightmare I had last evening where I was being chased by a garden hose in a high school.... ok, maybe I should not have shared that one.....

"That show had everything, Jerry! Magic...action...kung fu sex..."

--Space Ghost, Space Ghost Coast to Coast