Faux pas - putting your worst foot forward

[Belen]

"Dear Penthouse Forum, you'll never believe what happened to me last weekend! My sister-in-law was taking a shower and..."

Score, dude, but you should write to maxim instead.

 

[Joshua Randall]

Yes, I really put my foot in it this morning: I walked in on my sister-in-law while she was taking a shower.

Dude, that's how many pornos start.

 

[sniffles]

I can't think of any good stories to tell. I'm too busy imagining Mr. and Mrs. Universe wrestling over the keyboard to see who can tell the most embarrassing story first, and the next thing you know wrestling has progressed to pumpkin-carrying...

Damn you, Rel!!!

 

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

I can't think of any good stories to tell. I'm too busy imagining Mr. and Mrs. Universe wrestling over the keyboard to see who can tell the most embarrassing story first, and the next thing you know wrestling has progressed to pumpkin-carrying...

Damn you, Rel!!!

*laughing*

If it eases your mind - we've got two computers... no wrestling going on here!

 

[diaglo]

..and the next thing you know wrestling has progressed to pumpkin-carrying...

Damn you, Rel!!!

i'm never gonna be able to watch Linus in the Pumpkin Patch waiting for the Great Pumpkin EVAR again. and keep a straight face...


Rel must be Bargle in this world.

 

[Rel]

Damn you, Rel!!!

You'd probably be surprised at how many times I hear that sentence each week.

Actually you might not be surprised so never mind.

 

[billd91]

I tend to get a little crude, mostly joking about things, to see what kinds of reactions I get. I was at a party one evening with my wife and daughter (who was still young enough to be breast-feeding). And for some reason or other, I was talking about my wife's pregnancy and her body returning to its normal dimensions... with one exeption. That's when I said, just as the music was shifting between songs, "Yeah, and she's got these enormous hooters."

Of course my wife heard that. I have yet to hear the last of it about 6 years on.

 

[Belen]

I tend to get a little crude, mostly joking about things, to see what kinds of reactions I get. I was at a party one evening with my wife and daughter (who was still young enough to be breast-feeding). And for some reason or other, I was talking about my wife's pregnancy and her body returning to its normal dimensions... with one exeption. That's when I said, just as the music was shifting between songs, "Yeah, and she's got these enormous hooters."

Of course my wife heard that. I have yet to hear the last of it about 6 years on.

Ow...that one will be with you all the rest of your life.

 

[The_Universe]

*laughing*

If it eases your mind - we've got two computers... no wrestling going on here!

At the very least, none due to that precise cause.

 

[billd91]

Ow...that one will be with you all the rest of your life.

Well, she does admit to my comment being generally truthful and she has the back pain to back that up. Besides, she has a tendency to stick her foot in her mouth from time to time as well.