Faux pas - putting your worst foot forward

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

Among the vast array of wisdom that I have garnered from the proud Native Americans is that one should waste no part of the boobie.

Thanks, Rel. You just made Crispix come out of my nose.

 

[Rel]

Thanks, Rel. You just made Crispix come out of my nose.

Least it wasn't bacon.

 

[sniffles]

Don't feel bad. After a friend mangled the whole thing, I can never watch the smurfs again without thinking of the bit of Papa Smurf banging Smurfette and her begetting all those smurfs....

Do you know my friends? I hate the Smurfs anyway, but now I can't look at them either for the same reason.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Among the vast array of wisdom that I have garnered from the proud Native Americans is that one should waste no part of the boobie.

Or from the black man...

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Do you know my friends? I hate the Smurfs anyway, but now I can't look at them either for the same reason.

I still like watching them, even though I haven't been able to since Cartoon Network only shows modern crap. But I do have a friend who totally loathes them. He cried out, "Arrrgh! Smuurrffs...!!" one time when HE told me to turn on Cartoon Network one time.....

 

[Hypersmurf]

I still like watching them, even though I haven't been able to since Cartoon Network only shows modern crap. But I do have a friend who totally loathes them. He cried out, "Arrrgh! Smuurrffs...!!" one time when HE told me to turn on Cartoon Network one time.....

Hmmph.

-Hyp.

 

[Algolei]

Yep. This was my first thought too.

Really? Mine was, "Is Shaman the same poster as ThunderLeg over on the PlayBoy forums?"




...there are no PlayBoy forums, I made them up just now....

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Hmmph.

-Hyp.

Face it, Hyp. He's no Smurfs fan like we are!

 

[I'm A Banana]

Not liking the smurfs is a smurfing crime! That's like not liking giant fighting robots, or not liking the Muppets! It's Un-American!

As for social mistakes....I make them so often that I have gone well beyond the need to remember them. Hang around me for a day, you'll see seven. My sense of decency is about thirty seconds behind my mouth and my sense of mischief...

-- Kamikaze "Has shouted out the name of private parts in Church" Midget

 

[Voadam]

So back in law school I come in at the middle of a conversation where one of my friends is telling this story about how this woman gave up doing lab research on animals and switched careers after having a dream where St. Francis of Assissi told her to stop and she took it as an actual visitation and message from the saint. I laughed thinking it was a funny story. I don't remember if I made a comment about my thoughts on such a belief but I think I said something about my amusement at the story. Dead silence and my friend looks at me hurt and angry. I didn't realize it was his wife who he had been talking about and that it was not intended as a story with any amusement aspects to it.