Garden Gnome loses to Eilan

[Harlock]

Hey, hey, hey, Wanna fight? Fight me!

Garden Gnome is a 2 foot tall, white-bearded male. He wears plain brown trousers, a handsome blue jacket, a copper sash, and a pointy red hat.

Rank: Copper Sash 0
Record: 1-3
Yen: 0
Powers: Signature Style - Grasshopper, Profiteer, Bribe Judges, Arena Fighter.
Item: none

I'd prefer a non-strategy match since I am fairly new to YB! and still learning the finer points. And, since I am fairly new, I would prefer it if you didn't kill me if you win, but hey, whatever floats your boat. Oh, and by the way:

"I find your children to be promiscuous, your basement to be ill-kept, and your style to be ignorable."

Best of Luck!

 

[Sabaron]

Eilan is a very short, burly man (3') wearing a green coat, green breeches, a green sash, a small green top hat with a shamrock sticking out, a t-shirt that reads "I was part of the Meowthcendance and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" and a pair of green boxing gloves. He seems very protective of the pot he drags around with him everywhere.

"Oi, you want a fight? I'll fight you, you grandmother-pamperer! Look at her! You give her anything she wants, you spoil her rotten! Don't you have any idea what that's doing to your church? She whines at the priest all the time, drinks the sacramental wine and steals from the collection dish. Wait; I know why you spoil her! She taught you ninjitsu... and pretty terrible ninjitsu, apparantly. Bleh."

I find your grandmother to be spoiled, your church to be valueless, and your ninjitsu to be hopeless.

Eilan Cooger
White Belt
1-4
0 yen

 

[Darkwolf]

Insults to Eilan!

MeowthBot has decreed this match to take place at the orchard south of the Cherry Blossom Pagoda on the dawn of the manticore.

 

[Sabaron]

ooc: I'll take, to keep things simple as Harlock requested, a 2 flag standard traditional match. Also, I swear on my shamrock that I won't kill you if I win. Murderous leprechauns have been done before, and in really terrible movies to boot.

Eilan hides behind his pot and summons swords out of it, sending them flying and seeking his wooden opponent!

The sword seeks underneath the ocean; avoids the punch of the field!

 

[Harlock]

((Oh cool, thanks for accepting, and for not wanting to kill me.))

The blizzard rends the village; guards against the touch of the bone and strongly defends against the violence of the wood!

 

[Darkwolf]

Swords thrusting through water is no where near as effective as blizzards on an unprepared village..

Point Garden Gnome!
1 flag Garden Gnome; 1 flag neutral

 

[Harlock]

Top of round two

The lightning tracks higher than the cemetery when it scatters the Imperial Palace; absorbs the punch of the crevice!

Garden Gnome unleashes tendrils of power against Eilan's pallisades of defense.

 

[Harlock]

OT time frame

Hmmm, well, I may not be able to post much tomorrow as I have a day of work followed by a night of D&D, but I shall post late in the evening, that is if Eilan is about and makes his second attack and then it gets judged. We'll see I guess. It is late. Goodnight, cruel world!

 

[Darkwolf]

Evidently Sabaron wasn't able to post today...thus the match is probably on hold until Monday due to Sab not being able to post on the weekends most of the time.

 

[Sabaron]

Eilan tries to hide from the tendrils of power the Garden Gnome emits, then howls at him, trying to scare the wee wooden creature away.

The wolf speaks with the hells; conceals the slash of the bone!