TheAuldGrump
First Post
Goblyn said:You were without a tinfoil hat, again, weren't you? The martians were just waiting for their chance, you know. If we're lucky, THEY are not the cause of your diswontful craving and life as we know it may be safe. But that's just empty hope speakin'.
*Pulls off rubber mask, revealing a face like a friendly mind flayer*
Actually I am a Martian. In reality we do not want your planet - we want your moon. We shall use the cheese that forms its outermost crust to create the largest quiche in the galaxy.
The Auld Grump