[humor] The Top Ten Things you don't want a new player to say at the first game...
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cool hand luke
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do you think we can really sumon a demon to your living room?
My response, No, I think it would piss my mom off.
I mean, how do you explain a demon to your mom?
My response, No, I think it would piss my mom off.
I mean, how do you explain a demon to your mom?
Rodrigo Istalindir
Explorer
"Hi, my name is Hong"
Just kidding...
Just kidding...
These are real quotes too!
P: "My character is under a curse. He is being chased by these really powerful demons that attack at least once a week."
GM: "But everyone is 2nd level"
P: "That's OK. I'll just tell everyone to run."
P: "My character comes from a family that has a Dragon. It's been in the family for generations. He's like a pet."
GM: "I don't think so..."
P: "Can my character in your game be the dream of my character in my Shadowrun game?"
GM "What?"
P: "Yeah. When my Shadowrun guy is sleeping, he dreams about a world of knights and magic and stuff. It would be really cool."
GM "What?"
P: "It wouldn't have any effect on the game or anything."
GM "What if you died in the dream? Would your Shadowrun character die?"
P: "No. He'd just wake up. When he goes back to sleep, he'd either dream that he was resurrected or dream that he's a new character in the world."
GM "Is there some reason you're sharing this with me? It's really more information than I ever wanted."
Cheers.
P: "My character is under a curse. He is being chased by these really powerful demons that attack at least once a week."
GM: "But everyone is 2nd level"
P: "That's OK. I'll just tell everyone to run."
P: "My character comes from a family that has a Dragon. It's been in the family for generations. He's like a pet."
GM: "I don't think so..."
P: "Can my character in your game be the dream of my character in my Shadowrun game?"
GM "What?"
P: "Yeah. When my Shadowrun guy is sleeping, he dreams about a world of knights and magic and stuff. It would be really cool."
GM "What?"
P: "It wouldn't have any effect on the game or anything."
GM "What if you died in the dream? Would your Shadowrun character die?"
P: "No. He'd just wake up. When he goes back to sleep, he'd either dream that he was resurrected or dream that he's a new character in the world."
GM "Is there some reason you're sharing this with me? It's really more information than I ever wanted."
Cheers.
Tabarnak Smokeblower said:
As for #1 -- Not when we are playing AFMBE
as for #2 -- my reply would be SHRUG "Yeah I know
Other bad things
"Ok I am just here cause I kinda bored. Normally I only play RIFTS"
"Que Pasa. Donda Esata El Papel Que juega El Juego" unless of course you normally game En Espanol Sorry about the bad Spanish
"nuqneH. " and anything else in Klingon
"Uh Sorry I am late I was just a Furry Larp with my 12 year old cousin"
"Can I put my gun on you couch"
"Represent'n the IE Yo. Who ya with "
Belbarrus
First Post
A 17-year old saying, "Okay, I rolled a, um, 3. A ...5 and a 6. So that's uh, 3, plus 5 is ....(counts on fingers), 8? And 6. Plus 6 is, um, uh..... 13? 14." - true story. 
Problems with people coming over from other games:
"In MY game we usually [fill in some rule]."
"In MY game we usually [fill in some other rule]."
"Let me tell you about my cool character in my *other* game..."
"My old DM let me do that!"
Belbarrus
Problems with people coming over from other games:
"In MY game we usually [fill in some rule]."
"In MY game we usually [fill in some other rule]."
"Let me tell you about my cool character in my *other* game..."
"My old DM let me do that!"
Belbarrus
Tyler Do'Urden
Soap Maker
"Dude, I thought we were going to be playing with a grenade launcher. This is totally lame. I'm going to go home and cook up some more napalm."
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