DDAL09-10 Session
Tipping the Scales or The Lemonade Gang flies um rides, um falls?
Day 17
PC Killed 5 Monster Killed 167 Villains Capture 9 Villains Escaped 0
Gain A level. 240 gp. 20 down time days. If you want.
Magic Items Ring of Free Action, Potion of Cold Resistance, potion of Heroism, Potion of Fire Breath, 1 Soul coin. Remember Soul Coins are consumable not permanent magic items.
One vial each of Toxic Hell Lice The vial contains enough bile to coat one creature and takes ten minutes to apply. For the next hour, attacks made against the wearer by hellwasps, rot grubs, and carrion crawlers are made with disadvantage. Gee DM, read the freaking box text during the game.
Gripe Gripe Gripe Some time this season all my monsters are going to get high initiative and the party is going to pay, but not this session.
With the partial opening of the state, I decided to host a game at my house. Everyone who RSVP either made it or contact me to cancel. So those people have first dibs next Saturday for 09-11 Tier 2. The game started at 6:30 and ended at 8:59. I was only running the main plot and not the bonus encounters. I was not really prepared as most of box text notes which I created for the module were on a pc which I did not have access to. So, I was half way winging it.
I had a strong group of five. Boris Fighter 8. Wenek Monk 10. Sukua Wizard 10. Brandy Cleric 9. John Jacob Paladin 10.
Dara threw all the kids in the SUV and dumped out the back by slamming on the brakes and then gunning it. Pulling off in a cloud of dust she threw their quarantine adventuring permission slips out the window. A millennium or two ago GMorian a silver dragon and beautiful elf (why is always an elf) name Lassa fell into true love. (don’t go there). However, Lassa had some issues. She did not think she was good enough for the dragon. So, she sold her soul to the Ice Ice Baby Devil Gee Zee, for make up hints, how to woo your lover books, and other tips. Just before the wedding day while filming for “Say yes to the Dress” Lassa slipped on a nasty patch of ice and died. GMorian learned of the contract and challenge Gee Zee to a battle royal. They been fighting for over a thousand years or so. Who knows time moves slowly in hell.
Dara’s permission slip told the group to climb down into the Avernus Strip (Put your clothes back on Boris) Mine Number 13. The devils used mine in the blood war to obtain resources to create weapons and armour. It is twelve miles across and the cliff they are at is 750 feet high. There are rope ladders leading down into the pit and a small badly camouflaged pup tent. In the tent is Vinny a bearded devil who barely escaped with her life from the Ice Devil’s Icee Stadium for selling unauthorized blueberry and cola Ice bile. (A very refreshing drink. Stop at your stop and rob and get yours.) Vinny wants souls for the ice bile and she has some information.
While John Jacob and Brandy are dealing with Vinny, the rest of group are trying to decide which rope ladder to use to get down to safely. John Jacob says he trade Vinny a soul coin for two vials of ice bile and Brandy will let her live. Vinny agrees. Vinny books to become a lawyer in Alabama. With the trading of soul coin John Jacob gains the story award Stain Upon My Soul.
Boris being bored with all the talk and being bored. (and the player not having a game in a month.) Yeats Sukua off the cliff. (DM What a Yeats? That is player vs player. Um.) Boris picks the gnome up and wins the universe record for safe gnome tossing by casting feather fall on Sukua and toss him down to the fourth ledge.
Boris, “Missed I as trying to hit bottom with him. “He then grabs John Jacob and Yeats both of them off the top of mine and aims for the bottom.
(OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. In one bored action, this triggers all four encounters at once. )
The monk Wenek spider climbs down toward bottom. Brandy always chooses the wrong rope ladder to get to bottom. Hellwasps, undead, and gravity oh my. They group fight off the monsters will only needing a short rest. Then they need to work through the swamp.
During their swamp travels some of the pc gain a level or two of exhaustion. They also discover Hollywood quicksand and one war machine railroad push cart. (Yes, I stole the quicksand scene from Blazing Saddles and John Jacob wanted the push cart. Push cart gives the user +10 feet of movement and holds two.) Just as they are leaving the swamp an Imp tries to sell his first customers in thirty-three years. Instead of buying it, they murder the imp. Steal the 10 gallons of Lemonade. And burn down the Lemonade stand.
They get to Ice Devil’s Icee Stadium. They see the dragon GMorian in an epic battle against Ice Ice Baby Devil Gee Zee of Dragon Chess. John Jacob is interesting as he gets +3 due being proficient in Dragon Chess. The group scout a little and find out the devil is cheating at Dragon Chess. (Gee a devil cheating.) They decide to lay their souls on the line and off an ICE CAGE SUMMISION MATCH against the Ice Devil and his minions. John Jacob is pouting because he wanted to play chess.
So, the battle begins in thirty by thirty cube made of clear ice, the adventures vs the Ice Devils. With the ice devils being arrogant they let the pcs attack first. This is a losing strategy as the party TKOs two of the wrestlers before the devils go. (OK my initiatives were 6 and 8). The group wins in three rounds and the devil releases the pcs, the dragon and his elf lover.