jasper
Rotten DM
The Wild Beyond the Witchlight Session 6
Showing the Cunning Plan
Day 5 0700 To Day 0700
Gain 2 levels, 500 GP and 20 downtime days
PC Killed 0 Monster Killed 13 Villains Captured 2 Villains Escaped 3.
Time 620 PM to 845 PM
Story Award. Dirty Mando. Due to your almost three hours talk with Nightshade you get advantage when identifying Feywild plants and animals.
Magic Item Dust of Corrosion. Wondrous Item, Uncommon As an action, you can throw this dust into the air, filling a 10-foot cube that extends out from you. Surfaces and objects made of nonmagical ferrous metal in the area instantly corrode and turn to dust becoming useless and unsalvageable. Any creature in the area that is made wholly or partly out of ferrous metal must make a DC 13 Constitution saving
I had an average group of five. Kerrick Rogue 4. Nap Retep Ranger 4. Art Ranger 2 fighter 2. Mando Fighter 1 wizard 3. Thrivin Warlock 4.
Due to the split party Mando did very good but did not get much game time.
The group needs a cunning plan. Charge is thought of and quickly rejected. Showdown at high noon between Granny Nightshade and Sherriff Majesty Mando is an idea which got lots of thought. But Deputy Nap thought Sheriff Majesty Mando would take the eternal dirt nap.
The cunning plan “Mando will talk with Granny Nightshade while the rest of the group rescues the kids.
During the first hour Deputy Nap rescues Naal, Sung and Phil. Naal has made a soap key to rescue Mishka the cook chained to hot oven in the kitchen. They also rescue Yevelda, Callybon, and Pogo from the Wonka Textile Mill. But they take some damage and need a short rest.
Sheriff Majesty Mondo enjoy talk with Granny. And Granny Tom Sawyer’s him into helping out in the garden. Turning the compost pile with the strange moaning gases. He also weeds (Not that type of weed Art) the flower beds and mushrooms bed.
At 945 posse reenters the house. The rescue Brottor, Pud, Wendel, Roff, looking at the clock the leave and make their escape. At 946 Granny and Mando enter the workshop and Granny wonders where the workers are.
Mando, “Coffee break. But you did promise me tea and crumpets.”
Granny takes Mando back to kitchen. Mishka is chain to stove where she slaves over every day. Mishka has been bad, she tried to escape with the help with the help of the dwarf Elkhorn who is currently shoved inside a small kids’ cage. Granny has not decided if she going to bury Elkhorn underneath rose buses because blood makes the flower grow. Or make meat pies and sell them to S. Todd on Baker Street. She pets her pet dragon Cradlefall who demands a treat. Mando speaks in dwarven and hints at Elkhorn rescue.
Granny, “What is with the yak yakky?”
Mando, “Just told shorty that he is going to be the main ingredient in kidney pie.” Granny laughs.
Book, “BUT what the three subplots with the rescued kids. You are not running this right. Did you even read the book?”
DM, “Shut it. The Sheriff Majesty Mando, Deputy Nap and Fey Posse have a cunning plan.”
Mando walks Granny back toward the parlor. But Granny suddenly stops in the workshop.
Granny, “COFFEE BREAK. This is not a union shop. By Wonda’s peanut pieces. By Hershey’s Kiss. I will Canbury Egg them. The kids have escaped. Guards. Guards. What do you mean I only have six tin solders and three boggles left in the house? Mando take three tin soldiers and track the kids down. I will secure the house. Get my tracking pig and saddle my rocking horse and check the north forty.”
Outside the posse hears the alarms. They send the kids running and beat feet to the kitchen’s east door. Popping the lock, they rush in quietly.
Kerrick, “We are here to rescue you princess. Um Mishka. Just run out the door. Deputy Nap will lock up behind us.”
Mishka, “Nope. Not going to happen.”
Kerrick, “Well walk out the door.”
Mishka, “Nope. Not going to happen.”
Kerrick, “Well Art just carry her out.”
Art runs around the stove.
Mishka, “Nope. Not going to happen. I am chain to the stove.”
Art. “Nope not going to happen. There a dragon sleeping on part of chain.”
Elkhorn, “This is a rescue party. Last time I put my faith in royalty.”
The group quiets down. Kerrick works on the locks. Nap locks the inside doors. Art feeds the dragon while it mumbles for crumpets in its sleep. Mishka flees out the side door. Elkhorn flees out the side door.
The inside south door rattles. Granny, “Mishka. Cradlefall. Why is this door locked during operation hours?”
Art flees out the side door. Kerrick flees out the side door. As Nap is slowly closing the side door.
Granny, “Cradlefall WAKE UP CRUMPEYS AND HONEY.”
The big green dragon wakes up and sees Nap trying to flee out the side. Cradlefall, “FRESH MEAT. RAW MEAT. MEET MY BELLY MEAT.” The chase is on. The posse dive into the north river.
Book pushes its glasses up, “Well, actually. It more of a fresh water stream which provides.”
DM, “The posse flee into the north river and start swimming downstream. Shut it book.”
The posse mostly escapes. They wave at Nap as he goes swimming pass their hide with Cradlefall just feed behind him. He dives deep to lose the dragon. As he surfaces huge teeth grasps his throat.
Lamorna slings the soaked deputy onto her back and teleports him to the Island of the Wayward Pool. She then rescues the Sherriff. The rest of the party walks to the island. Lamorna will get the kids home.
During the gardening session Mando learns Nightshade dislikes Moongrave. She asks him to disturb the play Moongrave is planning. Granny also wants the horn to her rocking horse steed.
Oilcan will lead the adventurers on next session.
Note. Thanks, Nap, for taking notes on the schedule and using them. Thank You Mando for keeping the witch busy but not being able to play in the combats. Thrivin was also playing Willie.
Showing the Cunning Plan
Day 5 0700 To Day 0700
Gain 2 levels, 500 GP and 20 downtime days
PC Killed 0 Monster Killed 13 Villains Captured 2 Villains Escaped 3.
Time 620 PM to 845 PM
Story Award. Dirty Mando. Due to your almost three hours talk with Nightshade you get advantage when identifying Feywild plants and animals.
Magic Item Dust of Corrosion. Wondrous Item, Uncommon As an action, you can throw this dust into the air, filling a 10-foot cube that extends out from you. Surfaces and objects made of nonmagical ferrous metal in the area instantly corrode and turn to dust becoming useless and unsalvageable. Any creature in the area that is made wholly or partly out of ferrous metal must make a DC 13 Constitution saving
I had an average group of five. Kerrick Rogue 4. Nap Retep Ranger 4. Art Ranger 2 fighter 2. Mando Fighter 1 wizard 3. Thrivin Warlock 4.
Due to the split party Mando did very good but did not get much game time.
The group needs a cunning plan. Charge is thought of and quickly rejected. Showdown at high noon between Granny Nightshade and Sherriff Majesty Mando is an idea which got lots of thought. But Deputy Nap thought Sheriff Majesty Mando would take the eternal dirt nap.
The cunning plan “Mando will talk with Granny Nightshade while the rest of the group rescues the kids.
During the first hour Deputy Nap rescues Naal, Sung and Phil. Naal has made a soap key to rescue Mishka the cook chained to hot oven in the kitchen. They also rescue Yevelda, Callybon, and Pogo from the Wonka Textile Mill. But they take some damage and need a short rest.
Sheriff Majesty Mondo enjoy talk with Granny. And Granny Tom Sawyer’s him into helping out in the garden. Turning the compost pile with the strange moaning gases. He also weeds (Not that type of weed Art) the flower beds and mushrooms bed.
At 945 posse reenters the house. The rescue Brottor, Pud, Wendel, Roff, looking at the clock the leave and make their escape. At 946 Granny and Mando enter the workshop and Granny wonders where the workers are.
Mando, “Coffee break. But you did promise me tea and crumpets.”
Granny takes Mando back to kitchen. Mishka is chain to stove where she slaves over every day. Mishka has been bad, she tried to escape with the help with the help of the dwarf Elkhorn who is currently shoved inside a small kids’ cage. Granny has not decided if she going to bury Elkhorn underneath rose buses because blood makes the flower grow. Or make meat pies and sell them to S. Todd on Baker Street. She pets her pet dragon Cradlefall who demands a treat. Mando speaks in dwarven and hints at Elkhorn rescue.
Granny, “What is with the yak yakky?”
Mando, “Just told shorty that he is going to be the main ingredient in kidney pie.” Granny laughs.
Book, “BUT what the three subplots with the rescued kids. You are not running this right. Did you even read the book?”
DM, “Shut it. The Sheriff Majesty Mando, Deputy Nap and Fey Posse have a cunning plan.”
Mando walks Granny back toward the parlor. But Granny suddenly stops in the workshop.
Granny, “COFFEE BREAK. This is not a union shop. By Wonda’s peanut pieces. By Hershey’s Kiss. I will Canbury Egg them. The kids have escaped. Guards. Guards. What do you mean I only have six tin solders and three boggles left in the house? Mando take three tin soldiers and track the kids down. I will secure the house. Get my tracking pig and saddle my rocking horse and check the north forty.”
Outside the posse hears the alarms. They send the kids running and beat feet to the kitchen’s east door. Popping the lock, they rush in quietly.
Kerrick, “We are here to rescue you princess. Um Mishka. Just run out the door. Deputy Nap will lock up behind us.”
Mishka, “Nope. Not going to happen.”
Kerrick, “Well walk out the door.”
Mishka, “Nope. Not going to happen.”
Kerrick, “Well Art just carry her out.”
Art runs around the stove.
Mishka, “Nope. Not going to happen. I am chain to the stove.”
Art. “Nope not going to happen. There a dragon sleeping on part of chain.”
Elkhorn, “This is a rescue party. Last time I put my faith in royalty.”
The group quiets down. Kerrick works on the locks. Nap locks the inside doors. Art feeds the dragon while it mumbles for crumpets in its sleep. Mishka flees out the side door. Elkhorn flees out the side door.
The inside south door rattles. Granny, “Mishka. Cradlefall. Why is this door locked during operation hours?”
Art flees out the side door. Kerrick flees out the side door. As Nap is slowly closing the side door.
Granny, “Cradlefall WAKE UP CRUMPEYS AND HONEY.”
The big green dragon wakes up and sees Nap trying to flee out the side. Cradlefall, “FRESH MEAT. RAW MEAT. MEET MY BELLY MEAT.” The chase is on. The posse dive into the north river.
Book pushes its glasses up, “Well, actually. It more of a fresh water stream which provides.”
DM, “The posse flee into the north river and start swimming downstream. Shut it book.”
The posse mostly escapes. They wave at Nap as he goes swimming pass their hide with Cradlefall just feed behind him. He dives deep to lose the dragon. As he surfaces huge teeth grasps his throat.
Lamorna slings the soaked deputy onto her back and teleports him to the Island of the Wayward Pool. She then rescues the Sherriff. The rest of the party walks to the island. Lamorna will get the kids home.
During the gardening session Mando learns Nightshade dislikes Moongrave. She asks him to disturb the play Moongrave is planning. Granny also wants the horn to her rocking horse steed.
Oilcan will lead the adventurers on next session.
Note. Thanks, Nap, for taking notes on the schedule and using them. Thank You Mando for keeping the witch busy but not being able to play in the combats. Thrivin was also playing Willie.