Trailer live action Moana | "Official Trailer"

Morrus · 2026-03-26T23:05:05+0000

Tonguez said:
I actually went to primary school with Dwayne so he must have been 8 or 9, I was a year ahead - my claim to fame is I once beat up the Rock, back when he was a still a pebble

Your claim to fame is that you bullied a younger child? I'm not sure this is the boast that you think it is.

Tonguez · 2026-03-26T23:52:10+0000

Morrus said:
Your claim to fame is that you bullied a younger child? I'm not sure this is the boast that you think it is.

Im only 5 months older! Otherwise we're the same age.
plus it was heroic vengence after he had punched my younger brother in the nose!

But yeah its not much of a boast

Kichwas · 2026-03-27T00:50:50+0000

Sacrosanct said:
According to the legend, she crushes him with the obsidian teeth in her vagina.

Yet more proof that gamer geeks have been nerds since long before we had gamers, geeks, or even nerds...

Tonguez · 2026-03-27T07:43:34+0000

Kichwas said:
Yet more proof that gamer geeks have been nerds since long before we had gamers, geeks, or even nerds...

the story has a deeper significance in that the goddess concerned is also the Mother goddess - Maui is attempting to gain immortality by reversing the birth process, changing in to a lizard or worm to do so. However the goddess awoke and closed her legs crushing him, the resulting blood smear was the first menarche and the reason why humans are mortal.

The movie captures the idea by making Te Kaa and Te Fiti be the same fundamental being

cbwjm · 2026-03-27T08:24:11+0000

Tonguez said:
the story has a deeper significance in that the godess concerned is also the Mother goddess - Maui is attempting to gain immortality by reversing the birth process, changing in to a lizard or worm to do so. However the goddess awoke and closed her legs crushing him, the resulting blood smear was the first menarche and the reason why humans are mortal.

The movie captures the idea by making Te Kaa and Te Fiti be the same fundamental being

Damn birds, ruining it for the rest of us.