People say I'm crazy
Doing what I'm doing
Well, they give me all kinds of warnings
To save me from ruin
When I say that I'm okay, well they look at me kinda strange
"Surely, you're not happy now, all you ever do is game"
People say I'm lazy
Rolling a d20 every day
Well they give me all kinds of advice
Designed to enlighten me
When I tell them that I'm doing fine killing giants in Snurre's hall
"Don't you miss the big time Snarf, you're no longer on the ball?"
I'm just sitting here watching the bards go round and round
I really love to watch their skulls roll
Seeing those clowns go by on a merry-go-round
Killing those bards with a crossbow
Ah, people asking questions
Lost in confusion
Well, I tell them there's no problem
Only the bard solution
Well, they shake their heads and they look at me, as if I've lost my mind
I tell them there's no hurry, I can kill the bards in my downtime
I'm just sitting here watching the bards go round and round
I really love to watch their skulls roll
Seeing those clowns go by on a merry-go-round
Killing those bards with a crossbow
Killing bards with a crossbow
Killing bards with a crossbow
Killing bards with a crossbow