Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Staffan]

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So they didn't have all that much information? That's all?

 

[Ryujin]

The website looks like it was built in 2004, which would be fine, I guess, if Oracle wasn't one of the richest companies on the planet.

It still uses Java.

Java.

 

[Ryujin]

In happier news, back in March, I had to fight people in my company to get a copy of data that belongs to all of us and that they were done with, for an off-shoot of their work I was doing. I may have even ranted about it here. It was a ludicrous fight I had to deal with for something that should have been proffered from the start.

Just found out I'm getting a nice bonus in my next paycheck, with what I did with that data being specifically mentioned as the reason.

Just trust me, people. We're supposed to all be on the same team here.

In my "team" that's the excuse they use to dump their work onto my group, but feel free to ignore when we push back.

 

[dragoner]

Well, that's the other problem, when you end up under management you really, really don't want to be under.

all management is like that

 

[Ulorian - Agent of Chaos]

It still uses Java.

Java.

Err... you're aware that Oracle owns Java? You're also talking about this language like it's defunct. I'm curious to hear what your involvement with software development is that would lead you to make that statement.

 

[CleverNickName]

all management is like that

Management is like a dog sled team.

Unless you're the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

 

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[Autumnal]

Idiom Shortage Leaves Nation All Sewed Up In Horse Pies

WASHINGTON—A crippling idiom shortage that has left millions of Americans struggling to express themselves spread like tugboat hens throughout the U.S. mainland Tuesday in an unparalleled lingual crisis that now has the entire country six winks short of an icicle.

theonion.com

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

The game takes all your money and then breaks your heart.

 

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Idiom Shortage Leaves Nation All Sewed Up In Horse Pies

WASHINGTON—A crippling idiom shortage that has left millions of Americans struggling to express themselves spread like tugboat hens throughout the U.S. mainland Tuesday in an unparalleled lingual crisis that now has the entire country six winks short of an icicle.

theonion.com

that banner was a wild ride like a rollercoaster