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[Snarf Zagyg]

Take care of yourself @Snarf Zagyg it all falls to naughty word if we dont.

Thank you. I was just thinking about ... you know, the noise. And felt a need to articulate how it was just everywhere, about which I will say nothing further because I appreciate this place for being a respite from same.

 

[Mannahnin]

You ever feel that there is this constant hum of loud background noise. It's there, and it's getting louder.

..I was just going to reply to Mad Jack with a remark about handedness and how for some reason I'm lefty just for throwing frisbees. But now I'm just pausing and taking a couple of deep breaths.

Hang in there.

 

[Scribe]

Scribes guide to happiness may need to be deployed.

 

[prabe]

Dunno how many (if any) will find this a helpful distraction, but this is the new member of our household. His name is Blotch. Here, he's looking up from the 439th disembowelment of Rainbow Bug II.

He showed up at our back door in a rainstorm. We worked with a local cat organization to have him trapped and neutered, and we fostered him for a couple of weeks before adopting him. He's a very people-socialized cat, it was clear from the start: We wouldn't have set out to adopt him otherwise.

 

[payn]

You ever feel that there is this constant hum of loud background noise. It's there, and it's getting louder.

And every night, you go to sleep, hoping that the next day it will be gone, But it's not. It's there, but maybe a little louder. And you have two choices- you can either try and ignore it, but you can't. Because it's there. So you just try and carry on, ignoring the noise, maybe doing some work and binging on netflix, and feeling weird and stressed out and miserable and sad because you're like, "This friggin' noise, everyone! Can't you hear it?"

Or you can focus on the noise, looking to find some way to turn it off. But when you do, the noise just get louder and louder and louder until you feel like you're adrift in it, drowning, succumbing under waves of high-pitched wails straight from a horror movie until you're forced to retreat, battered and bruised and broken.

And the noise continues.

You know, something like that?

 

[Ryujin]

At least he had a catchy tune to go with the drums.

 

[Thomas Shey]

At least he had a catchy tune to go with the drums.

And in the end got to find out it really was enemy action.

 

[Scribe]

You have failed the spark joy test.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

You have failed the spark joy test.

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[Saracenus]

Thank you for all the suggested cover versions of War Pigs. Some I have seen/heard, others not. Here is one more from me. I present to you a ginormous sad clown doing a lounge version of it...