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[Whizbang Dustyboots]

That is near minimum wage in my part of the world. I'll have to pass I'm afraid.

If you're productive enough with the guillotine, you can change that.

 

[RealAlHazred]

Any recommendations for OSE stuff?

I highly recommend the Necrotic Gnome modules -- Winter's Daughter, Hole in the Oak, etc. -- as they're top notch. Also, The Stygian Library and The Gardens of Ynn. Also also, the Merry Mushmen adventures -- Nightmare Over Ragged Hollow and Raiding the Obsidian Keep. All of these adventures are cleanly done and could potentially be tweaked for a large number of play styles.

Also, the aforementioned Knock! magazine is fantastic, as is Carcass Crawler. They have extras and options and are highly recommended.

 

[Cadence]

I've still got plenty like that too. Green beans are right out, unless you bury them in soup or stew.

Mine are peas and lima beans

 

[billd91]

Mine are peas and lima beans

Peas are good. But lima beans might as well be the devil’s dingleberries.

 

[TiQuinn]

Still, I will not eat liver. Burnt that bridge many years ago. Nope.

Beets.

People have tried to convince me in so many ways that those things are edible, and I’m like “Sure, if you like the taste of vinegar and dirt mixed together.”

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Still, I will not eat liver. Burnt that bridge many years ago. Nope.

For me, white chocolate is almost completely banned (except in particular cookies) and I’ll probably never eat grape jelly again, both due to overconsumption.

I had to rely on PB & grape jelly sandwiches for a LOT of meals my freshman year of college. While PB is still welcome, its companion has been banned from my menu for nearly 40 years.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Lot's of advice here on what kinds of meal preparation should NOT be done naked. But the best sandwiches are made after midnight, half sober, and in the nude.

As the person who started the Unusual Sandwiches thread, I will respectfully disagree.

 

[Ryujin]

That is near minimum wage in my part of the world. I'll have to pass I'm afraid.

Given the amount of time per client, the guillotine operators during the French Revolution found that piecework was a far better paying model.

 

[RealAlHazred]

Thought of another one: there's an OSE supplement called Octhorrorfest! which has horror-themed options. I like the Witch class in there, and it's got a Witchhunter as well, and it's not that pricey.

 

[Willie the Duck]

Lot's of advice here on what kinds of meal preparation should NOT be done naked. But the best sandwiches are made after midnight, half sober, and in the nude.

I'm all in favor of minimizing use of knives, ovens, and other heating elements while non-sober. So assuming the sandwich doesn't require massive amounts of slicing (or a panini press), I whole-heartedly recommend this over the traditional frozen pizza.

Ugh. How did I miss the pun in the first post? As someone who obsessively sleeves the cards of any game as soon as I open it, I'm overly empathetic to game table spills.

Same way I missed screwing up their/they're* -- time and attention. Presumable (hopefully?) this isn't the dominant thing we are doing with ourselves, and sometimes errors sneak threw**.
*BTW, I figured out my rules for going back in and editing a post, as discussed earlier
**see?