Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[RealAlHazred]

Well, that's one way of asking for a vacation.

Yeah, I thought of, like, ten jokes about it, thought then through carefully, and used exactly none of them for good reasons. Saw this coming.

 

[el-remmen]

Ugh man. That Best Buy ad they’ve been serving on here when browsing on my phone is giving me serious early 00s pop-up vibes of annoyance.

 

[Scribe]

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1. You all failed pretty hard at understanding the point of that thread.
2. I am increasingly sure that the property I had slip through my fingers a few weeks ago was BRUTALLY under market value. I'm still gutted.

deep breath

Spoiler

No no, you dont get it. This was 5 acres, of treed, FULLY treed, private property, literally 60 seconds from one of the most beautiful lakes in British Columbia. Mountains surround you. Rivers and waterfalls were within hike range. This was terminally undersold. Like I may never get over this. Ever. I laid awake that Sunday night thinking 'this could honestly be the legacy I leave to my family' and its gone. This was within driving range of my extended family, this could have been a vacation spot, a sanctuary, for my whole extended family whenever someone needed it. NEVER will I find something like this again, south half a million, if not more. Gutted doesnt do it justice. I'm still sick over this.