Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Willie the Duck]

Snarf: If you could be any kind of animal, what kind of animal would you be?

Well, last time I checked, humans were animals and have access to chocolate, Guinness zero, climate control, and roleplaying games.

On the other hand, we also have the wheel, New York, wars, (the internet, pineapple pizza,) and so on, so maybe that's a vote in favor of the dolphins.

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[Snarf Zagyg]

Well, last time I checked, humans were animals and have access to chocolate, Guinness zero, climate control, and roleplaying games.

On the other hand, we also have the wheel, New York, wars, (the internet, pineapple pizza,) and so on, so maybe that's a vote in favor of the dolphins.

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Have you looked around recently?

....humans would be my last choice.

 

[Mannahnin]

If you lose the condescension and engage with a slightly more humble attitude, it would be more pleasant for everyone involved.

 

[overgeeked]

He's not wrong. This is a post about tabletop RPGs.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

If you lose the condescension and engage with a slightly more humble attitude, it would be more pleasant for everyone involved.

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way.
I can't wait to wake up every mornin'
'cause I kill more bards with each passing day.
To know me is to fear me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.

I used to give other bands a listen
but them other songs just can't compete
with the lyrics that benefit from repetition
When I put Nickelback on continuous repeat
Well I never made it as a wise man
but I guess this is how you remind me.
Who cares, I never get lonesome
cause I dive into vaults filled with my money.

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way.
I can't wait to wake up every mornin'
'cause I kill more bards with each passing day.
To know me is to fear me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.

I guess you could say I'm a loner,
an elf-killing outlaw tough and proud.
I could have lots of friends if I want to
but then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd.
Some folks say that I'm egotistical.
Hell, I don't even know what that means.
I guess it has something to do with the way that I
use so much verbiage to vent my spleen.

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way.
I can't wait to wake up every mornin'
'cause I kill more bards with each passing day.
To know me is to fear me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can....
And I am staying completely on-brand.

 

[Ryujin]

Luckily (for me) I did not have to take an interview to get my job.

Interviews suck. In all of my previous jobs I had a direct sit-down with either the owner of the company, or the regional manager. When I applied to the uni it was a three person panel and a written test, that included stuff I never committed to memory.

 

[TiQuinn]

He's not wrong. This is a post about tabletop RPGs.

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To be fair, that should ALSO apply to movies.

 

[prabe]

To be fair, that should ALSO apply to movies.

I can think of several media it can apply to, and TRPGs aren't in the top three.

 

[Cadence]

Does giving them a confused look and saying "... human being" work. With answers that you've got lots of practice being one and it seems to fit all of the computer programming, talking with other humans, and being able to travel for work trips without another human having to fly with work for a reason?

 

[prabe]

Does giving them a confused look and saying "... human being" work. With answers that you've got lots of practice being one and it seems to fit all of the computer programming, talking with other humans, and being able to travel for work trips without another human having to fly with work for a reason?

"I think I'd wanna be H. Sap."