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[Mannahnin]

I wish I had a dungeon
For one moment of adventure
I wish I had a dungeon tonight
....

CON PIGS

Grognards gathered in their masses
Hating youngsters verbal sasses
....

I haven't posted this in this new thread yet, so clearly an excuse!

Veteran of The Edition Wars

You see me now a veteran of The Edition Wars
I’ve been living on the Internet
Where the winds of flame wars roar
And I tried out the third ed
But I'm too old for 4E
All my scars are on the inside
I’m sure that this stuff's not D&D

Don’t let this change go on
It’s time we had a break from it
This new stuff’s not for me
I need undead that can drain
Make those PCs feel some pain
Oh, please don’t let this change go on

You ask me why I’m weary; why I can’t play with you
You curse me as a Luddite
Say it’s time I changed and grew
But the war’s still going on dear
And there’s no end that I know
ODD forever!

Did I hear you say that your wand is plus three?!?!

Don’t let this change go on
It’s time we had a break from it!
This new stuff’s not for me
I’ve been statting up a Plane
That will eat my players’ brains
Oh please, don’t let this change go on

You see me now a veteran of The Edition Wars
My spleen is vent at last
My opponents all destroyed
I've demolished their contentions, left them helpless and bereaved
Carpal tunnel’s all I’m made of…

Did I hear you say that this is victory?

Don’t let this change go on
It’s time we had a break from it!
Here comes DCC!
Where the tides of miscasts swell; pull your wizard into hell
Oh please, don’t let this change go on
Don’t let this change go on
Don’t let this change go on

https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/333720.page

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

The violence done to old blue eyes today will not be forgotten

In fairness, it's my understanding the Ol' Blue Eyes dished it out a lot more than he got it ....


.....too soon?

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

In fairness, it's my understanding the Ol' Blue Eyes dished it out a lot more than he got it ....

"Amateur."
-Bing Crosby.


....that took an unexpected turn.

 

[prabe]

As far as I can tell Sid Vicious is the musical equivalent of a Kardashian

Well, Sid ended up in the band because he so much looked the part.

 

[Bedrockgames]

In fairness, it's my understanding the Ol' Blue Eyes dished it out a lot more than he got it ....


.....too soon?

Rumors and hearsay @Snarf Zagyg. Rumors and hearsay

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Rumors and hearsay @Snarf Zagyg. Rumors and hearsay

Um ... not. Look, I have written a lot (A LOT) about artists and the art, and separating the two.

And I do enjoy Sinatra on occasion (My Way... not so much). But saying that FRANK SINATRA didn't have a well-documented issue with violent outbursts is kinda sorta ... not correct. We aren't talking about the mob stuff- just the, you know, actual violence.

 

[Bedrockgames]

Um ... not. Look, I have written a lot (A LOT) about artists and the art, and separating the two.

And I do enjoy Sinatra on occasion (My Way... not so much). But saying that FRANK SINATRA didn't have a well-documented issue with violent outbursts is kinda sorta ... not correct. We aren't talking about the mob stuff- just the, you know, actual violence.

I thought you were talking about the mob stuff

 

[Bedrockgames]

But saying that FRANK SINATRA didn't have a well-documented issue with violent outbursts is kinda sorta ... not correct.

I wasn't denying this. I was also being somewhat facetious in my tone

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

"Colorway" is an extremely dumb term.

 

[payn]

"Colorway" is an extremely dumb term.

Never heard of it before