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[Snarf Zagyg]

I was just doing a survey of older threads, and I forgot that I wrote this- arguably the most important post ever.

D&D 5E - On the Necessity for More Bard Threads

Welcome to the next installment in an intermittent series of posts, Snarf Presents Hawt Taek Thursdays. Today's edition is brought to you courtesy of the ineffable madness that lies at the heart of Bat Country. So let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and a fresh pot...

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Much like Dogme 95, OBERIU, and Jon Stewart's Correct Take on Casseroles (aka "Chicago-Style Deep Dish Pizza") ...





...this is a manifesto that encapsulates the most needed requirement in RPGs. Of the past. Of the present. And certain for the future.

 

[Mad_Jack]

This is either a hysterical geek-joke or an all-too-accurate commentary on how things work at my job...

 

[overgeeked]

This is either a hysterical geek-joke or an all-too-accurate commentary on how things work at my job...

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The red shirt goes all football/soccer player and dies despite the stormtrooper missing.

 

[Ryujin]

I prefer generating infinite energy by buttering a cat's back.

 

[Scribe]

Oh it's going to get spicy lol

 

[Cadence]

Unrelated to anything. Hadn't seen the movie Drop Dead Gorgeous in ages. It is still spectacular!

(Last time I saw it I didn't know who Amy Adams was... of course I might only have known her this time from the Muppet Movie...)

 

[Maxperson]

I was told to join Writers Anonymous. But I chose not to for the same reason I won't join Alcoholics Anonymous.

They want me to stop now.

That and you'd have to make amends to all the bards you've hurt.

 

[Maxperson]

No matter how good the arguments are, some people can't accept we need exactly 7 classes.

Peon, Peasant, Serf, Commoner, Urchin, Street Rat, and Emperor Me?

 

[Autumnal]

Close. Psion, pissant, surfer, Barry Commoner, urchin/anenome, street bat, and Emperor Ming. This is what every player really needs their own PHB and shouldn’t just really on what they hear.

 

[Mind of tempest]

Unrelated to anything. Hadn't seen the movie Drop Dead Gorgeous in ages. It is still spectacular!

(Last time I saw it I didn't know who Amy Adams was... of course I might only have known her this time from the Muppet Movie...)

I saw the crow the 90's one again recently it was enjoyable