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There's a reason why both "The Simpsons" and the movie "Freaks of Nature" did takes on the McRib, and this is it.You don't like checks notes "restructured boneless pork [patties]"?
Edit to Add: The Wikipedia entry gets better — "The process was refined by a Natick Army Labs meat scientist, Dr. Roger Mandigo, leading to the McRib patty." Progress!