Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[MNblockhead]

Well, life and work have conspired to make me spend less time on the Internet. Am going to try to only visit ENworld once or twice a week. But I also want to make the most of @Snarf Zagyg being offline for a while to defend elven bards delivering Hawaiian-style pizza.

So, first up:

Bard Delivering Pizza.

 

[DrunkonDuty]

Bard Delivering Pizza.

I've seen quite a few videos with what I'm gonna call "bard-like pizza delivery."

 

[MNblockhead]

@Snarf Zagyg - when you return to EN World, I would like to invite you to a session of Warhammer. I've got a pre-gen ready for you:

PDF of the character sheet: https://www.enworld.org/attachments...373311/?hash=1aae6292d6d7840c221e8b26e93cb610

Interesting fact, in the WFRP Old World, eating pineapple on pizza has the same effect as a Digestive Tonic, but it makes you vulnerable to corruption.

 

[Maxperson]

That's why I vote for Cthulhu. Why settle for a lesser evil?

I vote for Mickey Mouse. My greater evil is real. The mouse will rule everything! Muahahahahaha!

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

That's a good way to ruin the finish on boots, for the record.

Tangent: I may have mentioned this before, but I love clothes. And I always try to take care of what I own.

I have never understood the desire to own things that have been artificially aged OR designed to have an accelerated aging process as a marketing tactic. I saw it first with expensive ripped up jeans. Then in guitars- both “reliced” and nitrocellulose finished.

The most recent was boots. I was looking at some Grant Stone brogued cap-toe boots with an almost ivory finish. Absolutely gorgeous, and currently out of stock. Good thing, too- as I looked longingly at the gallery, I noticed that some pix showed the boots with reddish brown markings on them. The marks are from where the finish has scuffed off after a few months of wear as it is designed to do.

I had already asked for a restocking notification before I noticed this. I’ll be able to ignore that if & when.

 

[Ryujin]

Tangent: I may have mentioned this before, but I love clothes. And I always try to take care of what I own.

I have never understood the desire to own things that have been artificially aged OR designed to have an accelerated aging process as a marketing tactic. I saw it first with expensive ripped up jeans. Then in guitars- both “reliced” and nitrocellulose finished.

The most recent was boots. I was looking at some Grant Stone brogued cap-toe boots with an almost ivory finish. Absolutely gorgeous, and currently out of stock. Good thing, too- as I looked longingly at the gallery, I noticed that some pix showed the boots with reddish brown markings on them. The marks are from where the finish has scuffed off after a few months of wear as it is designed to do.

I had already asked for a restocking notification before I noticed this. I’ll be able to ignore that if & when.

They blow up guitars to make them look older?!

 

[RealAlHazred]

They blow up guitars to make them look older?!

Meh, I've seen worse done to guitars...

 

[Hussar]

I need to take a break from the site. When I can guess the post before reading just by the thread title and the poster, it's time to take a vacation.

 

[Velderan]

I vote for Mickey Mouse. My greater evil is real. The mouse will rule everything! Muahahahahaha!

Vote Mickey.. or else.

 

[RealAlHazred]