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Because most vampires can't do mass mind control, and people are liable to figure out what they're doing and take action about it. Money can pave over a lot of that (including finding food sources and covering your longevity in a way most people will not realize.
I don't think that anyone would bat an eye over someone hanging around the estate of Bill Gates or Jeff Bezos, if they would even ever be seen.
 

Then there are the sexy Italian space vampires in black leather ... never forget those.

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I don't think that anyone would bat an eye over someone hanging around the estate of Bill Gates or Jeff Bezos, if they would even ever be seen.

Bruh.

All the tech bros are announcing that they are "swapping" or injecting or taking young blood to stay alive forever. They are telling you exactly what is happening, and no one is batting an eyelash.

They've already announced that they are all Dracs in the press, and we don't care.
 




Today's million dollar idea* that I am sharing because I am too lazy to ever do it myself:

Geek Myths: The Greek Myths Re-Written for the Modern Knowledge Economy


*Not guaranteed to make you a million dollars. But hey, you're welcome to use Kickstarter or Snarf's proprietary GoFundYourself system.
 

Watching Uglies, which drew us in because it has nice cyberpunkish/solarpunkish aesthetic. I was all set to write a longish rant, and then my wife did a better job in one sentence.

"This movie has fridge logic problems so extensive I didn't even need to get up and stare into my fridge for them to pop up."
 
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