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Die Fang Cain?
Or some such! (Especially since- in some tellings- Cain was the first vampire…)

You’d barely have to retool scripts from Kung Fu or similar series (like The Incredible Hulk) to have something watchable.

Despite being a vampire, he somehow retained most of his “Pre-Embrace” mortal life. He genuinely wants to do more good in the world…but isn’t prepared to simply end his existence to that end.

So he travels the world, keeping a low profile. He moves on when the vampire hunters get too close or he’s offed enough bad people that the local authorities are getting suspicious.

(Theme song: “Freebat”…a reworded version of the Lynyrd Skynrd classic. 😜 )
 

Or some such! (Especially since- in some tellings- Cain was the first vampire…)

You’d barely have to retool scripts from Kung Fu or similar series (like The Incredible Hulk) to have something watchable.

Despite being a vampire, he somehow retained most of his “Pre-Embrace” mortal life. He genuinely wants to do more good in the world…but isn’t prepared to simply end his existence to that end.

So he travels the world, keeping a low profile. He moves on when the vampire hunters get too close or he’s offed enough bad people that the local authorities are getting suspicious.

(Theme song: “Freebat”…a reworded version of the Lynyrd Skynrd classic. 😜 )
Route 666, the vampire drives around in a car, and has adventures at night.
 

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